Intro:
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Verse 1:
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Cinderella's on her bedroom floor She's got a
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Crush on the guy at the liquor store
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Cause Mr. Charming don't come home anymore
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And she forgets why she came here
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Sleeping Beauty's in a foul mood For shame she says
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None for you dear prince, I'm tired today
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I'd rather sleep my whole life away than have you keep me from dreaming
 
Chorus:
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I don't  care for your
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Fair - y   -  tales
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You're so worried about the maiden though you know
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She's only waiting on the next best  thing
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       next best thing
 
Verse 2:
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Snow White is doing dishes again cause
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What else could you do With seven itty-bitty men?
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Sends them to bed and she calls up a friend
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Says would you meet me at midnight?
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The tall blonde lets out a cry of despair says
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Would have cut it myself if I knew men could climb hair
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I'll have to find another tower somewhere and keep away from the windows
 
Chorus:
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I don't  care for your
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Fair - y   -  tales
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You're so worried about the maiden though you know
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She's only waiting on the next best  thing
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       next best thing
 
Bridge:
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Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom
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Man made up a story said that I should believe him
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Go and tell your white knight that he's handsome in hindsight
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But I don't want the next best thing So I sing
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I hold   my   head    down
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and I break these walls   round  me
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Can't take no more
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of your fairytale love
 
Chorus:
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I don't  care for your
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Fair - y   -  tales
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You're so worried about the maiden though you know
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She's only waiting on the next best  thing
 
Outro Chorus:
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I  don't   care
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I  don't   care
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You're so worried about the maiden though you know
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She's only waiting
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spent the whole life being   graded on
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the sanctity of patience and a dumb  appreciation
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But the story needs some mending and a better happy ending
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Cause I don't want the next best thing
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No no I don't want the next best thing