Intro: G C G C Verse: G C Mommy, daddy, look at me G C I went to school and I got a degree G C All my friends call it "the big D" G C I went to school and I got the big D G C I got the big D G C I got the big D G C I got the big D G C G C I went to school and I got the big D Verse 2: G C Is your muffin buttered? G C Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? G C Excuse me -what?- G C Excuse me -what?- G C Hey you, over there G C On the chaise longue in your underwear G C What are you doing sitting down? G C You should be horizontal now Interlude -x2-: G C G C Chorus: G C G On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue C All day long, on the chaise longue G C G On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue C All day long, on the chaise longue Verse 3: -nc- Is your mother worried? -nc- Would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother? Excuse me -what?- Excuse me -what?- Hey you, in the front row -nc- Are you coming backstage after the show? -nc- Because I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room -nc- And a pack of warm beer that we can consume Interlude -x2-: G C G C Pre-Chorus: -nc- On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue -nc- All day long, on the chaise longue -nc- On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue -nc- All day long, on the chaise longue -nc- On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue -nc- All day long, on the chaise longue -nc- On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue -nc- All day long, on the chaise longue Interlude -x2-: G C G C Chorus 2: G C G On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue C All day long, on the chaise longue G C G On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue C All day long, on the chaise longue G C G On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue C All day long, on the chaise longue G C G On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue C All day long, on the chaise longue G C All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue G C All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue G C All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue G C G On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue
