Intro: G C G C

Verse:
G                     C
Mommy, daddy, look at me
  G                            C
I went to school and I got a degree
G                               C
All my friends call it "the big D"
  G                                C
I went to school and I got the big D
G             C
I got the big D
G             C
I got the big D
G             C
I got the big D
  G                                C G C
I went to school and I got the big D

Verse 2:
  G                    C
Is your muffin buttered?
          G                                       C
Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
  G               C
Excuse me -what?-
  G               C
Excuse me -what?-
  G                C
Hey you, over there
  G                               C
On the chaise longue in your underwear
G                          C
What are you doing sitting down?
G                        C
You should be horizontal now

Interlude -x2-: G C G C

Chorus:
G                                           C                G
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
G                                          C              G
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue

Verse 3:
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Is your mother worried?
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Would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother?

Excuse me -what?-

Excuse me -what?-

Hey you, in the front row
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Are you coming backstage after the show?
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Because I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room
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And a pack of warm beer that we can consume

Interlude -x2-: G C G C

Pre-Chorus:
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On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
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All day long, on the chaise longue
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On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
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All day long, on the chaise longue
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On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
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All day long, on the chaise longue
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On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
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All day long, on the chaise longue

Interlude -x2-: G C G C

Chorus 2:
G                                           C                G
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
G                                           C                G
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
G                                           C                G
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
G                                           C                G
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
G                                         C
All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue
G                                         C
All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue
G                                         C
All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue
G                                   C             G
On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue