Intro: G C G C

Verse:
G                     C
Mommy, daddy, look at me
  G                            C
I went to school and I got a degree
G                               C
All my friends call it "the big D"
  G                                C
I went to school and I got the big D
G             C
I got the big D
G             C
I got the big D
G             C
I got the big D
  G                                C G C
I went to school and I got the big D

Verse 2:
  G                    C
Is your muffin buttered?
          G                                       C
Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
  G               C
Excuse me (what?)
  G               C
Excuse me (what?)
  G                C
Hey you, over there
  G                               C
On the chaise longue in your underwear
G                          C
What are you doing sitting down?
G                        C
You should be horizontal now

Interlude (x2): G C G C

Chorus:
G                                           C                G
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
G                                          C              G
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue

Verse 3:
(nc)
Is your mother worried?
(nc)
Would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother?

Excuse me (what?)

Excuse me (what?)

Hey you, in the front row
(nc)
Are you coming backstage after the show?
(nc)
Because I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room
(nc)
And a pack of warm beer that we can consume

Interlude (x2): G C G C

Pre-chorus:
(nc)
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
(nc)
All day long, on the chaise longue
(nc)
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
(nc)
All day long, on the chaise longue
(nc)
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
(nc)
All day long, on the chaise longue
(nc)
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
(nc)
All day long, on the chaise longue

Interlude (x2): G C G C

Chorus 2:
G                                           C                G
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
G                                           C                G
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
G                                           C                G
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
G                                           C                G
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
G                                         C
All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue
G                                         C
All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue
G                                         C
All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue
G                                   C             G
On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue
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