Intro: Bb C Bb C Thomas: Bb C Most kids walked through life but I sang and danced Bb C I believed I was Tarzan, I never wore pants Jon: Excuse me? Thomas: Nothing Am Dm Everyone around me could see G That Disney meant everything Bb And as I grew up C Disney did too Bb C They bought every franchise from here to Batoo A7 Dm Look at their assets, you'll see Jon: C G7 Damn! They bought everything Thomas: Bb Am7 They've got bachelors and quiz shows a-plenty Jon: I'm a confirmed bachelor Thomas: Dm G They've got Groot and Black Panther and Thor Jon: And Captain America Thomas: And Captain America's ass Thomas & Jon: Mmm Thomas: Bb Am You want a new Star Wars movie? How about 20? And several TV shows. And a theme park Jon: Okay, yeah, enough Thomas: Dm But who cares? Jon: G No big deal Thomas & Jon: C I want more Thomas: F Am7 I want a gay Disney prince Bb With footwork so thrilling Jon: C I slay without killing Thomas: Dm a rich boy Jon: Am Who still loves to work Thomas: Bb a man who spills tea Jon: C Not the blood of enemies Thomas: Dm Disney don't shoot so straight A You're in the musical scene Jon: C G Time to toss out the princess and bring in a queen Thomas & Jon: Bb C F Today is the day to say, "Hey," to a gay Disney prince Thomas: Bb Every prince in the past Jon: C Just straight vanilla Thomas: A Let's add rainbow sprinkles Jon: Dm And a shot of tequila Thomas: Bb C F F7 a gay guy who's gaze would fit clean on a three dollar bill Bb C a prince who will put every woman at ease Jon: A Dm Cause I won't try and kiss them while they are asleep Thomas: G7 a guy who likes guys who is still humanized in his Thomas & Jon: Eb C Film! Thomas: Yaaaas Thomas & Jon: F Am I want a gay Disney prince Bb Disney, get some bad xxxxxes Thomas: C Try the gay stuff, it's delicious! Dm Am Please give us more than this bullxxxx Jon: Bb Yeah, that's a bit screwy Thomas: C Makes me say Lefouey Jon: Dm Put me in a film Thomas: Db Gee, that would be swell Jon: C I'm Peter Pan-xxxual Thomas: G No you're twinkerbell Bb C Bb Bbm It's just breeders in theatres I can't help but belt F Dm Who is that prince I see? Bb Bbm Very straight, unlike me Jon: C F a whole new world C Dm a bedazzling place you yearn to view Bb F I'd be so gay up here Thomas: G C It's crystal queer Jon: G F G Bless my hole, twerking on a pole Thomas: Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I got carried away, that's on me Dm Db If only I'd had you in my early years F G I might have seemed less weird to my non-queer peers Bb F C Who'd mature into parents, understanding and warm F Dm Knowing hetero-ever-after doesn't have to be the norm Jon: Bb If they'd have seen Thomas: C Someone like me Thomas & Jon: F a gay Disney prince
