Intro -x2-: C D C C Verse 1: C D C Mott the Hoople and the game of Life -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- C D C Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- C D C Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- C D C Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- C D C Let's play Twister, let's play Risk -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- C D C See you in heaven if you make the list -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- Chorus: Am G Now, Andy did you hear about this one? Am G Tell me, are you locked in the punch? Am G C D Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, Are we losing touch? G Am C D G Am D If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. G Am C Bm Am If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool. Verse 2: C D C Moses went walking with the staff of wood -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- C D C Newton got beaned by the apple good -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- C D C Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- C D C Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- Chorus: Am G Now, Andy did you hear about this one? Am G Tell me, are you locked in the punch? Am G C D Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, Are you having fun? G Am C D G Am D If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. G Am C Bm Am If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool. Instrumental: Em D Em D Em D D Verse 3: C D C Here's a little agit for the never-believer -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- C D C Here's a little ghost for the offering -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- C D C Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- C D C Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah- Chorus: Am G Now, Andy did you hear about this one? Am G Tell me, are you locked in the punch? Am G C D Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, Are we losing touch? G Am C D G Am D If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. G Am C Bm Am If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool. Instrumental: Em D Em D Em D D Outro: G Am C D G Am D If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. G Am C Bm Am If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool. G Am C D G Am D If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. G Am C Bm Am If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool. G Am C D G Am D If you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. G Am C Bm Am Em If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.
