Intro:
        Cm        Cm     Cm
Divorced, beheaded, died
        Cm        Cm         Cm
Divorced, beheaded, survived
                          Ab G
And tonight London we are LIVE

Verse 1:
Cm
Listen up, let me tell you a story
Eb
A story that you think you've heard before
Fm
We know you know our names and our fame and our faces
G
Know all about the glories and the disgraces
Cm
I'm done cause all this time
Eb
I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme
Fm
So I pick up a pen and a microphone
G
History's about to get overthrown

Pre-Chorus:
Cm
Divorced, beheaded, died
Cm
Divorced, beheaded, survived
Cm
But just for you tonight
Cm
We're divorced beheaded LIVE

Chorus:
Ab
Welcome to the show to the historemix
Cm
Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
Bb                                     F
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
Ab
Raising up the roof until we hit the ceiling
Cm
Get ready for the truth that will be revealing
Bb                                     F  Ab  G
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

But now we're ex-wives

Verse 2:
Cm
All you ever hear and read about
Eb
Is our ex, and the way it ended
Fm
But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
G
You're gonna find out how we got unfriended.
Cm
Tonight, we're gonna do ourselves justice,
Eb
'cause we're taking you to court.
Fm
And every Tudor rose has it's thorns
G
and you're gonna here 'em live, in consort.

Verse 3:
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Divorced
Cm
My name is Catherine of Aragon
Eb
Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon,
Fm
Of royalty. My loyalty is to the Vatican
G
So if you try to dump me, you won't try that again.

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Beheaded
Cm
I'm that Boleyn girl, and I'm up next see
Eb
I broke England from the church. Yeah, I'm that xxxx
Fm
Why did I lose my head?
G
Well, my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red

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Died
Cm
Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved -Rude!-
Eb
When my son was newly born, I died
Fm
But I'm not what I seem or am I
G
Stick around and you'll suddenly see more.

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Divorced
Cm
Ich bin Anna of Cleves, Ja?
Eb
When he saw my portrait he was like, Ja
Fm
But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic
G
Funny how we all discus that but never Henry's little...

Cm
Prick up your ears I'm the Katherine, who lost her head
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Beheaded
Eb
For my promiscuity outside of wed
Fm
Lock up your husbands. Lock up your sons
G
K-Howard is here and the fun's begun

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Survived
Cm
Five down I'm the final wife
Eb
I saw him to the end of his life
Fm
I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr
G
I bet you wanna know how I got this far
I said, I bet you wanna know how we got this far
Do you wanna know how we got this far then...

Chorus:
Ab
Welcome to the show to the historemix
Cm
Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
Bb                                     F
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
Ab
Get your hands up get this party buzzing
Cm
You want a queen bee, well there's half a dozen
Bb                                     F  Ab  G
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

But now we're ex-wives

Refrain:
Cm    Bb    Ab    G
Cm    Bb    Ab G Cm Eb

Outro:
Ab                        G
One, two, three, four, five
    Cm
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