A D Oh, you're alive Bb I suppose that's good news for you A D But it means a lot more paperwork for me Dm Bb So don't expect me to be happy to see you A D Of course, being alive is temporary Interlude: Dm Bb -x3- D A Dm Bb Great! You haven't been debriefed A Dm This is way out of my pay grade Dm Which is saying a lot Bb 'Cause I don't get paid A7 Someone find Professor Hay-for-breath and tell him Peter Johnson is awake A So he better clip-clop over here! -nc- It's Percy Jackson -nc- Whatever! F Bb Just another terrible day C At Camp Half-Blood Eb Where everything's the worst F Bb Just another terrible day C When you're in charge C Dm It's like you're cursed Interlude: Dm Bb -x4- D Bb -x3- Dm Bb -x2- Bb7 Bb -x3- Dm Bb A7 Dm Look, kid I hate to be the one to tell you A Dm D But I think that Charlie Beckendorf was also holding hands with a nymph Bb That doesn't wanna to wish you well A To tell you the truth D D D The best thing is to break up with the guy Dm Bb Dm Bb 'Course, who am I to give relationship advice, I'm literally the god of alcohol Dm But he loves me- Bb Dm He loves you not! Next! F Bb Another terrible day C At Camp Half-Blood Eb Where everything's the worst F Bb Just another terrible day C I'm the god of wine C Dm And I'm dying of thirst Interlude: Dm Bb -Repeat- A7 Dm Oh, gods Bb Give me Ares or Apollo A7 Dm Anyone but the Demeter kids cabin Dm Now that you blessed us Bb Go talk to Hephaestus A Dm Before I take a knife to my head and start stabbing Interlude: A Bb C Eb Dm Bb -Repeat- A Dm Oh kid, Bb You have no idea A Dm G#out this place or your former mentor Dm I don't have time Bb To fill you in on the details A But look, he's also a centaur -nc- A I did mean to tell you... F Bb Another terrible day C At Camp Half-blood Eb Where everything's the worst F Bb Another terrible day C You can hate it here C7 But I hated it first F Bb Just another terrible day C Stuck with these runts Eb In the muck and mud F Bb C Dm Another terrible day G Oh gods! -nc- I need a drink... C C F Enjoy your stay at Camp Half-blood
