Intro: Em Em I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors B7 I screamed his named till the neighbors called the cops Em I numbed the pain at the expense of my liver B7 Em Don't know what I did next all I know I couldn't stop Em Word got around to the barflies and the baptist B7 My mama's phone started ringing off the Hook Em I can hear her now saying she ain't gonna have it B7 Em Don't matter how you feel it Only matters how you look Chorus: Em Go and fix your make up girl its just a break up B7 Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady Em 'Cause I raised you better gotta keep it together B7 Em Even when you fall apart, well, this ain't my mama's broken heart Em Wish I could be just a little less dramatic B7 Like a Kennedy when Camelot went down in flames Em Leave it to me to be holding the matches B7 Em When the fire trucks show up and there's nobody else to blame Em Can't get revenge and keep a spotless reputation B7 Sometimes revenge is a choice you got a make Em My mama came from a softer generation B7 Em When you get a grip and bite your lip just to save her little face Chorus: Em Go and fix your make up girl its just a break up B7 Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady Em 'Cause I raised you better gotta keep it together B7 Em Even when you fall apart, well, this ain't my mama's broken heart Em Powder your nose, paint your toes, line your lips and keep them closed Cross your legs, dot your eyes, and never let 'em see you cry Chorus: Em Go and fix your make up girl its just a break up B7 Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady Em 'Cause I raised you better gotta keep it together B7 Em Even when you fall apart, well, this ain't my mama's broken heart Outro: Em
