Verse 1:
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One upon a time there was a princess
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Waiting for a boy to give back her shoe
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Suck it in, suck it in, be a wife in a blue dress
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The prettiest piece of property the land ever knew
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She waited and she waited for the guy to show
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But she didn't know that after midnight
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He was busy in her stepsister's bed
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So Cinderelly said, "Plot twist"

Chorus:
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I don't need no prince to save me, I'm a goddamn
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C E O, don't call me "Baby", equal pay me
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Snow White said you tried to kiss her
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So I'll just buy a new glass slipper and
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Burn your castle down
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And kids, that's how Cinderella snapped

Verse 2:
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When the smoke cleared, every girl in the whole land
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Woke the xxxx up and started making demands
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Rapunzel shaved their head so there was nothin' to climb on
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Jasmine made out with Mulan
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Sleeping Beauty sued the dude who kissed her while she was asleep
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And Ariel was confident without any feet
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Tiana went and got a biomedical degree
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And Beauty realized that she was the Beast

Chorus:
Ab      Eb      Fm                 Db 
I don't need no prince to save me, I'm a goddamn
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C E O, don't call me "Baby", equal pay me
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Snow White said you tried to kiss her
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So I'll just buy a new glass slipper and
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Burn your castle down
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And kids, that's how Cinderella snapped

Bridge:
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He said, "Cindy, sweetie, don't be so emotional
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You're always so emotional
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It's fine to be controllable"
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If I'm emotional, that'd be the reason for you to address me
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While you're on your knees in the scary event
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That I get too emotional during your trial
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So watch how you're speaking
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'Cause while you were sleeping around every weekend
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And using your power to pray on the weakest
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I studied your own legislation all season
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And last I checked, cheating is treason

Chorus:
Ab      Eb      Fm                 Db 
I don't need no prince to save me, I'm a goddamn
Ab  Eb       Fm              Db 
C E O, don't call me "Baby", equal pay me
Ab                  Eb 
Snow White said you tried to kiss her
Fm                 Db 
So I'll just buy a new glass slipper and
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Burn your castle down
    Cm               -nc-
And kids, that's how Cinderella snapped