Intro: F Verse 1: C Dm Emma eats bread and butter F G C Like a queen would have ostrich and cobra wine Dm We'll have Satanic Christmas Eve F G And play piano in the Chateau lobby Chorus 1: F I've never done this Baby, be gentle G It's my first time Em I've got you inside F People are boring G But you're something else completely Damn, let's take our chances Verse 2: C Dm I wanna take you in the kitchen F G Lift up your wedding dress someone was probably murdered in C Dm So bourgeoisie to keep waiting F G Dating for twenty years just feels pretty civilian Chorus 2: F I've never thought that G Ever thought that once in my whole life Em G You are my first time F People are boring G But you're something else I can't explain Here take my last name Bridge: Dm First time, you let me stay the night despite your own rules Em You took off early to go cheat your way through film school F You left a note in your perfect script: G "Stay as long as you want," and I haven't left your bed since Interlude -x2-: C Dm F G Chorus 3: F I haven't hated G All the same things as somebody else Em G Since I remember Outro: F G What's going on for, what are you doing with your whole life? F How about forever?
