Intro: -nc- Gm C7 -Okay, one more time- Gm C7 -Yeah- Gm C7 -One, two, three, four- Verse 1: Gm C7 Dave-oh-seven-nine on the couch Gm C7 He finds a little fire in his heart Eb Gm Thumbs on glass, he writes what no one asked A7 D7 And feels a little better, feels a little better Gm C7 Gm C7 Dave is the kind of guy to lose a friend over a board game he doesn't get Eb Gm A7 Stubs his toe, lets everyone know that he can do a push-up D7 Then he'll do a push-up Chorus: Gm C7 Dave, I feel bad for you Gm C7 Davе, don't you know it could be better Gm C7 Davе F C7 Hmm Verse 2: Gm C7 Gm C7 Underscore-I-Am-Kate-another-underscore finds a little fire in her heart Eb Gm Dave from work does push-ups in the dark A7 D7 Maybe to impress her, maybe it's his temper Gm C7 Gm But Kate is the kind of girl to type a name into a search bar and she can C7 confirm: Eb Gm Dave079 is an xxxxxxx online A7 And, oh, the fire's gone D7 Didn't last that long Chorus: Gm C7 Dave, I feel bad for you Gm C7 Davе, don't you know it could be better Gm C7 Davе -Dave, Dave- F C7 Hmm Instrumental: Gm C7 Gm C7 Gm C7 Gm C7 Outro: Gm C7 Gm C7 Hmm, Dave Gm C7 Gm C7 Hmm, Dave Gm C7 Gm C7 Gm C7 Gm C7 Gm C7 Gm C7 Gm C7 Gm C7
