Verse:
          Am                  C
I walk to school with my best friend
             F                 E
Surprise, surprise, she's late again
            Am                C
She's got a club she wants me in
                 F            E
Don't think I've ever raised a pen
         Am           C
I'll consider it, sure
          F       E
No fan of literature
                Am                 C
Books with less pictures than words
           F              E
Leave me a little bit bored
              Am                C
But hey, they promised cupcakes
          F                    E
So it's a chance that I'll take
              Am             C
Four gorgeous girls await me
        F                 E
Okay, I think that I'll stay

Pre-Chorus:
F         E
Sayori's aloof and kooky
Am        C
Natsuki's sweet and cutesy
F       E
Yuri is deep and brooding
Am       C
Monika's brains and beauty
F              E
There's a festival needs planning
Am            C
Swear I won't leave them hanging
F                         Am
So many clubs to rival us
             E
I guess it's just the five of us...

Chorus:
         F          E
Just the five of us
       Am            C
We can make it if we try
         F               E
But each day that passes by
           Am            C
Is tearing pages from my mind
         F         E
Just the five of us
      Am         C
No escaping if I tried
             F                  E
Though these maidens might seem kind
                  Am         C
There's something going on behind
F7 F7             E7  E7
   They looked so sad and lonely
Am Am        C    C
   I sold my soul for poetry
F7 F7           E7 E7
   This hell is members only
Am            C
Why did I say Okie-Doki?

Solo -x4-: F E Am C

Verse:
          Am            C
I walk to school alone again
          F             E
I'm not a guy with many friends
            Am                 C
I've got no club, I've time to spend
          F              E
So I read manga and stay in
      Am       C
I run into Monika
          F                  E
Says that I should just join hers
       Am                  C
It's a club for books with words
         F                 E
But they need some more members
       Am
I say okay
          C                     F
I'll come along for just one day
             E            Am
But just you try and get away
                C               F     E
When 3 gorgeous girls beg you to stay

Pre-Chorus:
           F         E
-Glitched- Sayori's aloof and kooky
Am        C
Natsuki's brutish cutesy
F       E
Yuri is too into me
Am       C
Monika's brains and beauty
F           E
It's almost festival time
Am              C
Could say we're cutting it fine
F7
The task may seem laborious
Am
I wonder where Sayori is?
F7           E7
I guess it's just the four of us

Chorus:
         F          E
Just the four of us
       Am            C
We can make it if we try
         F               E
But each day that passes by
           Am            C
Is tearing pages from my mind
         F         E
Just the four of us
      Am         C
No escaping if I tried
             F                  E
Though these maidens might seem kind
                  Am         C
There's something going on behind
F7 F7             E7  E7
   They looked so sad and lonely
Am Am        C    C
   I sold my soul for poetry
F7 F7           E7 E7
   This hell is members only
Am             C
Why did I say Okie-Doki?

Solo -x2-: F E Am C

Verse:
         Am              C
Well I'm back at school again
    F7           E7
Monika's my only friend
    Am           C
Monika's my everything
     F7             E7       Am
My beginning and my end -Monika--
                C       F7
-Spoken- Wait a second, weren't there other girls here?
E7
No.

Pre-Chorus:
F         E
Monika's aloof and kooky
Am       C
Monika's sweet and cutesy
F        E
Monika's deep and brooding
Am       C
Monika's brains and beauty
F      E
Monika sees right through me
Am       C
Monika's all that you need
F        E
Monika's all that you need
Am       C             E
Monika's all that you need

Bridge:
Am                F
I'm not an ugly guy
                         Dm
But I can't understand why
                       E
She'd be so utterly in love she'd leave her clubmates to die
Am                     F
Monika's obsession is ominous to be honest
  Dm                  E
Omnipotent Goddess concocting demonic sonnets
Am                       F
I could delete her but I never could harm Monika
Dm                      E
So I'm trapped here forever.
                  Am C F E
Where's my harmonica?

Pre-Chorus:
Am            C
Never thought I'd get a girl
F         E
Literally out of this world
Am           C
Guess she controls the uniVerse
F               E
Looks like it's just the two of us

Chorus:
         F        E
Just the two of us
        Am               C
In this classroom in the sky
          F                E
Crimes of passion are just fine
       Am        C
When enacted on AI
         Gb       F7
Just the two of us
        Bbm            Db
Quite a drastic pickup line
        Gb            F7
Leaving characters to die
        Bbm              Db
Just to guarantee you're mine
Gb Gb            F7  F7
   She seemed so sad and lonely
Bbm Bbm                 Db Db
    Don't think there's any hope for me
Gb Gb           F7 F7
   This hell is members only
Bbm           Db          Gb            F7
Why did I say Okie Doki? -WHY DID I SAY OKIE DOKI?-
Bbm           Db          Gb F7
Why did I say Okie Doki?
Bbm           Db          Gb F7
Why did I say Okie Doki?
Bbm           Db          Gb F7
Why did I say Okie Doki?
Bbm           Db
Why did I say Okie Doki?

Outro -x2-: Bb Gm Eb F