Intro:
   G   Csus2 G
   Gsus4

Verse 1:
G 
   Everybody's so punk on the internet
Csus2
     Everyone's unbothered 'til they're not
G
 Every joke's just trolling and memes
                  Gsus4
Sad as it seems, apathy is hot
G 
   Everybody's cutthroat in the comments
Csus2
     Every single hot take is cold as ice
G                                                    Gsus4
 When you found me, I said I was busy, that was a lie

Pre-Chorus:
G                           Csus2
I  have been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness
          G                                  Gsus4
I've been dying just from trying to seem cool

Chorus:
    G                        Csus2
But I'm not a bad xxxxx, and this isn't savage
        G
But I'm never gonna let you down
                          Gsus4
I'm never gonna leave you out 
G                 Csus2
So many traitors, smooth operators
        G
But I'm never gonna break that vow
                          Gsus4 G 
I'm never gonna leave you now 
    Csus2   G Gsus4
Now,     now

Verse 2:
G 
   You know, the last time I laughed this hard was
Csus2
     On the trampoline in somebody's backyard
G
 I must've been about eight or nine

That was the night
           Gsus4            G 
I fell off and  broke my arm

Pretty soon, I learned cautious discretion
Csus2                                            G
     When your first crush crushes something kind
                                                       Gsus4
When I said I don't believe in marriage, that was a lie

Pre-Chorus:
G 
Every eldest daughter
        Csus2
Was the first lamb to the slaughter
      G                                          Gsus4
So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire

Chorus:
    G                        Csus2
But I'm not a bad xxxxx, and this isn't savage
        G
But I'm never gonna let you down
                          Gsus4
I'm never gonna leave you out 
G                 Csus2
So many traitors, smooth operators
        G
But I'm never gonna break that vow
                          Gsus4 G 
I'm never gonna leave you now 
    Csus2   G
Now,     now

Bridge:
   D
We lie back
                       Em
a beautiful, beautiful time lapse
                           Csus2
Ferris wheels, kisses, and lilacs
                           G
And things I said were dumb
                                D                              Em
'Cause I thought that I'd never find that beautiful, beautiful life that
                       Csus2
Shimmers that innocent light back
                       G
Like when we were young
G 
Every youngest child felt
          Csus2
They were raised up in the wild
              G
But now you're home

Chorus:
      G                        Csus2
Cause I'm not a bad xxxxx, and this isn't savage
        G
But I'm never gonna let you down
                          Gsus4
I'm never gonna leave you out 
G                 Csus2
So many traitors, smooth operators
        G
But I'm never gonna break that vow
                          Gsus4 G 
I'm never gonna leave you now 
    Csus2   G
Now,     now
Ooh
                      Gsus4 G     Csus2
Never gonna leave you now,     now

Outro:
                          G
I'm never gonna leave you now