Intro: G Verse: G7 C Cm Join us in the Loser’s Club where everybody’s welcome G7 C Cm Place your application here, rejection letters are seldom G G7 C Cm G G7 C Cm In this town where everyone is so small-minded you’ll want to drown Cmaj7 Cm G But it’s better when you have your friends around Interlude: G G7 C Cm G If you’ve got a problem, well, then we are here to listen G7 C Cm Our faces seem to be the best place for bullies to put their fists in -nc- So we understand G G7 C Cm G G7 C Cm In this town where everyone is so small-minded you’ll want to drown Cmaj7 Cm G But it’s better when you have your friends around Interlude: G G -Bom, bom- G7 C Cm G Everybody’s got that something G7 C Cm G a quirk that you’re made fun of for G7 B7 Em But some of us just can’t help it -nc- Let’s do a roll call! -yay!- Em We’ve got the token fat kid Gaug The token Black kid B7 C The on-the-verge-of-an-asthma-attack kid Em The Jewish kid Gaug The token girl B7 C The funniest kid in the whole world -nc- -S-Shut up, Richie!- B7 C And we’re always looking for more C Cm D G So welcome to the Loser’s Club
