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Intro:

xA|-----------------------------------------------|
xE|-----6--4--6-----3--3-------6--4--6-----2--2---|
xC|--3-----------2-----2----3-----------2-----1---|
xG|--4--6--4--6--4--4-------4--6--4--6--4--4------|

Verse 1:
  B                                          G
I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a xxx fiend
  E                                B                  Gb
I met her in a hotel lobby, Mastur bating with a maga zine
         G
She said how'd you like to waste some time,
      Gb
and I couldn't resist when I saw little Nikki Grind

Verse 2:
B                                    G
She took me to her castle And I just couldn't believe my eyes
E                            B                      Gb
She had so many devices Everything that money could buy
G
She said sign your name on the dotted line
Gb
The lights went out, and Nikki started to grind

Verse 3:
    B                          G
The castle started spinning or maybe it was my brain
E
I can't tell you what she did to me
       B                      Gb
but my body will never be the same
G
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Gb
Just to show you no mercy

But she'll sho'nuff, sho'nuff show you how to grind

Verse 4:
     B                   G
Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there
E                                       B                   Gb
I looked all over and all I found was a phone number on the stairs
        G
It said thank you for a funky time
Gb
Call me up whenever you want to grind

  Come Back Nikki Come Back!!!!!