Intro: F C Eb Bb

Verse 1:
F                   C                  Eb            Bb
Get depressed, blow off my friends then cry about how no one likes me
F                C              Eb               Bb
 Scared to get a therapist, what if they crash my pity party
    F              C 
I'm self aware and say my prayers
Eb               Bb
 That's my two redeeming qualities
    F              C 
And I'm so good at faking it
Eb                   Bb
 Guess that makes it three

Pre-Chorus:
F               C                Eb          Bb
Rot on my couch thinking about everything I'm not
      F            C               Eb           Bb
And I cry about my problems while I know I'm the cause
        F            C               Eb              Bb
So much bitterness inside me, all the sweet's wearing off
       Dm                          A           Bb
Put it nicely pretty baby you just need to grow up

Chorus:
F    C
 Eigh-teen
Gm                     Bb
  What a waste, what a loser
F   C
 May-be
Eb                     Bb
 If she tried she'd be cooler
F             C                     Gm                         Bb
 She's such a xxxxx and I'm talking xxxx about the girl in the mirror -What a joke-
Dm           Eb                 Bb                    Ab               F C   Eb Bb
  Go write a song, just another blonde trying to be a punk rock singer

Verse 2:
F               C                Eb          Bb
 Staring at the walls in my room, honestly, I think I might crack
F               C                   Eb           Bb
 Nine PM tucked in my bed, yeah it's hard being a teenage dirtbag
F             C               Eb
 Listening to Gwen Stefani -Uh huh-
               Bb
'Cause I'm so original
F            C 
 And god I'm such a genius
Eb                   Bb
 Singing about how I hate myself

Pre-Chorus:
F             C                Eb          Bb
Rot in my bed thinking about everything I'm not
      F            C               Eb           Bb
And I cry about my problems while I know I'm the cause
        F            C               Eb              Bb
So much bitterness inside me, all the sweet's wearing off
       Dm                          A           Bb
Put it nicely pretty baby you just need to grow up

Chorus:
F    C
 Eigh-teen
Gm                     Bb
  What a waste, what a loser
F   C
 May-be
Eb                     Bb
 If she tried she'd be cooler
F             C                     Gm                         Bb
 She's such a xxxxx and I'm talking xxxx about the girl in the mirror -What a joke-
Dm           Eb                 Bb                    Ab
  Go write a song, just another blonde trying to be a punk rock singer

Post-Chorus:
F
 La la la la
C
 La la la la
Gm             Bb
  La la la la, loser
F
 La la la la
C
 La la la la
Eb            Bb
 La la la la, loser

Bridge:
F      Eb            Bb
Nobody like you when you're eighteen
    F        Eb                Bb     C
And nobody's felt this way, it's just me
    F           Eb              Bb
The girl at the rock show in the nose bleeds
Gm                     Ab   F
Just another Blink 180 wannabe

Chorus:
    C
Eigh-teen
Gm                     Bb
  What a waste, what a loser
F   C
 May-be
Eb                     Bb
 If she tried she'd be cooler
F             C                     Gm                         Bb
 She's such a xxxxx and I'm talking xxxx about the girl in the mirror -What a joke-
Dm           Eb                 Bb                    Ab
  Go write a song, just another blonde trying to be a punk rock singer

Post-Chorus:
F
 La la la la
C
 La la la la
Gm             Bb
  La la la la, loser
F
 La la la la
C
 La la la la
Eb            Bb
 La la la la, loser
F
 La la la la
C
 La la la la
Gm             Bb
  La la la la, loser
Dm           Eb                 Bb                    Ab
  Go write a song, just another blonde trying to be a punk rock singer

Outro: F C Eb Bb

F           C                 Eb                    Bb        -nc-
 Go write a song, just another blonde trying to be a punk rock singer