Intro: | C | F C | Verse 1: C F C I've known you since Brad and Angelina Am F C We go back like Pontiac seats F C If I got an aisle with a mess I gotta clean up Am F C I know you'll be showin' up with bleach F C All those names that we don't ever speak of Am F C Got a couple nights that have slipped my mind F C Proof and photographs have been deleted Am F C If you ever needed an alibi Chorus: F C G C 'Cause dirt on you is dirt on me F C G C And we both know our hands ain't clean F C G Am If it all blows up and we end up on the news F C G C If you go down, I'm goin' down too Instrumental: | F C G | C | Verse 2: C F C It's a good thing we're each other's kinda crazy Am F C Ain't no judgment or keepin' score F C If you rob a bank, I'm your getaway Mercedes Am F C God knows that's what friends are for Chorus: F C G C 'Cause dirt on you is dirt on me F C G C And we both know our hands ain't clean F C G Am If it all blows up and we end up on the news F C G C If you go down, I'm goin' down too F C G C If you go down, I'm goin' down too, yeah Instrumental -x2-: | F C | Dm | Bridge: C F C I keep all your secrets by the dozen Am F C You know where my skeletons sleep F C Hypothetically, if you ever kill your husband Am F C Hand on the Bible, I'd be lyin' through my teeth Chorus: F C G C 'Cause dirt on you is dirt on me F C G C And we both know our hands ain't clean F C G Am If it all blows up and we end up on the news F C G C If you go down, I'm goin' down too F C G C Our bodies are buried and they're in the same ditch F C G C So even if I wanted to, I can't snitch F C G Am Thirty to life would go quicker with you, yeah F C G C So, if you go down, I'm goin' down too F C G Am If you go down, I'm goin' down too F C G C If you go down, I'm goin' down too
