Intro: | C  | F   C  |

Verse 1:
C                      F           C
I've known you since Brad and Angelina
       Am        F       C
We go back like Pontiac seats
                          F             C
If I got an aisle with a mess I gotta clean up
        Am         F               C
I know you'll be showin' up with bleach
                      F              C
All those names that we don't ever speak of
              Am                F         C
Got a couple nights that have slipped my mind
                 F                 C
Proof and photographs have been deleted
             Am       F   C
If you ever needed an alibi

Chorus:
        F       C      G       C
'Cause dirt on you is dirt on me
     F        C       G            C
And we both know our hands ain't clean
      F         C         G              Am
If it all blows up and we end up on the news
    F      C         G          C
If you go down, I'm goin' down too

Instrumental: | F   C   G  | C  |

Verse 2:
        C                    F               C
It's a good thing we're each other's kinda crazy
          Am          F        C
Ain't no judgment or keepin' score
                             F          C
If you rob a bank, I'm your getaway Mercedes
            Am          F          C
God knows that's what friends are for

Chorus:
        F       C      G       C
'Cause dirt on you is dirt on me
     F        C       G            C
And we both know our hands ain't clean
      F         C         G              Am
If it all blows up and we end up on the news
    F      C         G          C
If you go down, I'm goin' down too
    F      C         G          C
If you go down, I'm goin' down too, yeah


Instrumental (x2): | F   C    | Dm  |

Bridge:
C                F              C
I keep all your secrets by the dozen
           Am       F         C
You know where my skeletons sleep
                       F               C
Hypothetically, if you ever kill your husband
             Am            F                C
Hand on the Bible, I'd be lyin' through my teeth

Chorus:
        F       C      G       C
'Cause dirt on you is dirt on me
     F        C       G            C
And we both know our hands ain't clean
      F         C         G              Am
If it all blows up and we end up on the news
    F      C         G          C
If you go down, I'm goin' down too
     F          C                 G            C
Our bodies are buried and they're in the same ditch
   F          C         G         C
So even if I wanted to, I can't snitch
  F        C              G           Am
Thirty to life would go quicker with you, yeah
    F          C         G          C
So, if you go down, I'm goin' down too
    F      C         G          Am
If you go down, I'm goin' down too
    F      C         G          C
If you go down, I'm goin' down too
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