Intro:
G F
Um, dois, três, quatro
Interlude -x2-: G F G F
Verse 1:
G F
No quick head in my bed, I can't have that
G F
I want that long neck, not talking giraffe neck
G F
Ain't no laying down man we 'bout to have late fun
G F
I'm 'bout to make your balls stick up like space buns
G F
Want your xxxx soaked? Place it down my throat
G F
Tongue tickle yo' xxxx but not telling a joke
G F
Peddle in this pussy, that's how you rock a boat
G F
It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking Periscope
G
In the sheets I am a bully
F
Give more head than a hoodie
G F
Every time you make me xxx it look just like vanilla pudding
G F
Sit on yo' face all day until you say, "Bae it hurt me"
G
Then I turn around and give the xxxx more kisses than Hershey's
Chorus:
G
Yo' xxxx brick hard like a medal -Uhh-
I got three holes for it like a pretzel -Uhmm-
Tight as a virgin, boy, don't get nervous -Tight-
Ab
I'm here to serve you customer service -Right?-
Gm
I save xxxx by giving it CPR
G
I save xxxx by giving it CPR -Yes-
Put my mouth on it like CPR
Let's make xxxx and watch it on VCR
Verse 2:
G F
I think we should xxxx up in every zip code
G F
It would make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl -Wet-
G F
Pussy a kitty cat, I pet it like a pet -Pet-
G F
I xxxx doggy style so much I need to go to the vet -Pet-
G F
Hotbox? More like a scorching pussy
G F
Open this coochie up like a fortune cookie
G F
Yo' banana in my mouth, watch my tongue go ape
G F
Yo' xxxx getting more blows than a birthday cake
G F
When I'm near it, no I don't fear it
G F
Licking on that penis like a letter when I seal it
G F
Today way wetter than my past slob
G F
And if you unemployed I can give you a ass job
G F
Pussy already wet don't need no lube ointment
G F
xxxx twisting in my stomach like food poisonin’
G F
That's how you know when you hit the spot
G
I'll make your pants unzip more than Ziploc
Chorus:
G
Yo' xxxx brick hard like a medal -Uhh-
I got three holes for it like a pretzel -Uhmm-
Tight as a virgin, boy, don't get nervous -Tight-
Ab
I'm here to serve you customer service -Right-
Gm
I save xxxx by giving it CPR
G
I save xxxx by giving it CPR -Yes-
Put my mouth on it like CPR
Let's make xxxx and watch it on VCR
Verse 3:
G F
Anything goes when you up in my hole
G F
Dirty panties from the xxx, yeah I got me some loads
G F
Listen, I'm the most explicit
G F
Long stick inside my river but we not going fishing
G F
Know what to do every time you have a horrible day
G F
I'll eat that sausage all day like it's Memorial Day
G F
I'm talking barbecue sauce and mustard on it
G F
And the mayonnaise comes when you bust right on it
G F
Name anything freaky and you know I'm 'bout the xxxx
G F
Only time I'm not on the xxxx is when I'm 'bout to xxxx
G F
Pubic hairs all in my mouth, not again
G F
So when I suck yo' xxxx now I use bobby pins
G F
Who need a gym when you got xxxx to work you out?
G F
I want my face to lose weight so stroke my mouth
G F
And any time my pussy wanna be hairy like Harry Potter
G
Becky with the good hair is what you could call her
Let's get it
Bridge: C
G
a little faster
G
a little more
G
Right there
Give it to me now
B
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