Intro:
G F
Um, dois, três, quatro
Interlude -x2-: G F G F
Verse 1:
G F
No quick head in my bed, I can't have that
G F
I want that long neck, not talking giraffe neck
G F
Ain't no laying down man we 'bout to have late fun
G F
I'm 'bout to make your balls stick up like space buns
G F
Want your xxxx soaked? Place it down my throat
G F
Tongue tickle yo' xxxx but not telling a joke
G F
Peddle in this pussy, that's how you rock a boat
G F
It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking Periscope
G
In the sheets I am a bully
F
Give more head than a hoodie
G F
Every time you make me xxx it look just like vanilla pudding
G F
Sit on yo' face all day until you say, "Bae it hurt me"
G
Then I turn around and give the xxxx more kisses than Hershey's
Chorus:
G
Yo' xxxx brick hard like a medal -Uhh-
I got three holes for it like a pretzel -Uhmm-
Tight as a virgin, boy, don't get nervous -Tight-
Ab
I'm here to serve you customer service -Right?-
Gm
I save xxxx by giving it CPR
G
I save xxxx by giving it CPR -Yes-
Put my mouth on it like CPR
Let's make xxxx and watch it on VCR
Verse 2:
G F
I think we should xxxx up in every zip code
G F
It would make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl -Wet-
G F
Pussy a kitty cat, I pet it like a pet -Pet-
G F
I xxxx doggy style so much I need to go to the vet -Pet-
G F
Hotbox? More like a scorching pussy
G F
Open this coochie up like a fortune cookie
G F
Yo' banana in my mouth, watch my tongue go ape
G F
Yo' xxxx getting more blows than a birthday cake
G F
When I'm near it, no I don't fear it
G F
Licking on that penis like a letter when I seal it
G F
Today way wetter than my past slob
G F
And if you unemployed I can give you a ass job
G F
Pussy already wet don't need no lube ointment
G F
xxxx twisting in my stomach like food poisonin’
G F
That's how you know when you hit the spot
G
I'll make your pants unzip more than Ziploc
Chorus:
G
Yo' xxxx brick hard like a medal -Uhh-
I got three holes for it like a pretzel -Uhmm-
Tight as a virgin, boy, don't get nervous -Tight-
Ab
I'm here to serve you customer service -Right-
Gm
I save xxxx by giving it CPR
G
I save xxxx by giving it CPR -Yes-
Put my mouth on it like CPR
Let's make xxxx and watch it on VCR
Verse 3:
G F
Anything goes when you up in my hole
G F
Dirty panties from the xxx, yeah I got me some loads
G F
Listen, I'm the most explicit
G F
Long stick inside my river but we not going fishing
G F
Know what to do every time you have a horrible day
G F
I'll eat that sausage all day like it's Memorial Day
G F
I'm talking barbecue sauce and mustard on it
G F
And the mayonnaise comes when you bust right on it
G F
Name anything freaky and you know I'm 'bout the xxxx
G F
Only time I'm not on the xxxx is when I'm 'bout to xxxx
G F
Pubic hairs all in my mouth, not again
G F
So when I suck yo' xxxx now I use bobby pins
G F
Who need a gym when you got xxxx to work you out?
G F
I want my face to lose weight so stroke my mouth
G F
And any time my pussy wanna be hairy like Harry Potter
G
Becky with the good hair is what you could call her
Let's get it
Bridge: C
G
a little faster
G
a little more
G
Right there
Give it to me now
B
-Uh uh uh uh uh uh-
-Uh uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh ughhh uhhh-
I LOVED THIS!
I am also a fan of P!NK and love this song!
there needs to be an extra 9 at the beginning of each part of the riff so it should be 9-9-7-9-12-9-7 and then 9-9-9-7-9-9-7-2
its not Tom boy, its drum boy…..
You can play the 6 fret on the C string instead of 2 on the E
+3 has the easiest chords for me
I think the riff is mure comfortable and accurate like this
xA–9-9-7-12–9-7-7——
xE————-9-9-9-7-5-2-
Can someone explain what you do for “riff” please? Thank You!
IDK if its just me but the riff and the chords are in diffrent keys so if your singing this it totaly messes you up. Im pretty sure it should be fixed. again IDK
That was not the best chord choice it could have been better.
+3