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Intro:
     D5                D5
xA|-----------------------------------|
xE|-----------------------------------|
xC|--2----2---2--2-----2----2---2--2--|
xG|-----2---2----2--------2---2----2--| x4

Verse 1:
D                          Dsus4
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
  D                        Dsus4
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
D                          Dsus4
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
D                        Dsus4
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
D                       Dsus4
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
D                        Dsus4
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
D                   Dsus4
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
      D                  Dsus4
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
D                           Dsus4
Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
        D                              Dsus4
G#out a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
D                                 Dsus4
Don't believe everything that you breathe
          D                                      Dsus4
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
D5
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
D5
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
D5   D5  -nc-
     Yo, cut it

Chorus:
D  Dsus4 D       Dsus4
Soooy un perdedooor
      D       Dsus4
I'm a loser babyyy
    D                  Dsus4
So, why don't you kill me? -double-barrel buckshot-
D  Dsus4 D       Dsus4
Soooy un perdedooor
      D       Dsus4
I'm a loser babyyy
    D                  Dsus4
So, why don't you kill me?

Verse 2:
-nc-
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
-nc-
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
 -nc-
'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
-nc-
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
D5
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
D5
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
D5
He hung himself with a guitar string
  D5
a slab of turkey-neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing
D9
 You can't write if you can't relate

           D9                          D  D9
xA|------------3-----------------------5--3-----------|
xE|---------------------------------------------------|
xC|--------2------------------------------------------|
xG|----------2----------------------------------------|

Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
       D9                                  D9
And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite
-nc-
That's choking on the splinters

Chorus:
D  Dsus4 D       Dsus4
Soooy un perdedooor
      D       Dsus4
I'm a loser babyyy
    D                  Dsus4
So, why don't you kill me? -get crazy with the cheeze whiz-
D  Dsus4 D       Dsus4
Soooy un perdedooor
      D       Dsus4
I'm a loser babyyy
    D                  Dsus4 -nc-
So, why don't you kill me?  -drive-by body pierce-

Interlude:

 -nc-
-Yo, bring it on down-
 -nc-
-Soooy...-

    D5                D5
xA|-----------------------------------|
xE|-----------------------------------|
xC|--2----2---2--2-----2----2---2--2--|
xG|-----2---2----2--------2---2----2--| x3

 D5
-I'm a driver, I'm a winner
D5                       -nc-
Things are gonna change, I can feel it-

Chorus:
D  Dsus4 D       Dsus4
Soooy un perdedooor
      D       Dsus4
I'm a loser babyyy
    D                  Dsus4
So, why don't you kill me? -get crazy with the cheeze whiz-
D  Dsus4 D       Dsus4
Soooy un perdedooor
      D       Dsus4
I'm a loser babyyy
    D                  Dsus4
So, why don't you kill me? -leh!-
D  Dsus4 D       Dsus4
Soooy un perdedooor
      D       Dsus4
I'm a loser babyyy
    D                  Dsus4
So, why don't you kill me? -sprechen Sie Deutsch, eh, baby?-
D  Dsus4 D       Dsus4
Soooy un perdedooor
      D       Dsus4
I'm a loser babyyy
    D                  Dsus4
So, why don't you kill me? -know what I'm sayin'?-

Outro: D   Dsus4 D   Dsus4