Intro: | Am | Am | Am | Am | | E | E | Am | Am Verse: Am They've sped up to the point where they provoke Am The punchline before they have told the joke Am Plenty of desperation to be seen Am Staring at a television screen Am They've sped up to the point where they provoke Am You to tell the xxxxing punchline before you have told the joke Am Well, sorry sunshine, it doesn't exist Am It wasn't in the top 100 list Chorus: F E And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, Am Don't be surprised when you get bent over F E Eb They told ya, that you were gagging for it Verse: Am She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed Am The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means Am Another variation on a theme Am a tangle on the television and the magazine Am D'you reckon that they do it for a joke? Am D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath? Am That says "we are defenders Am Am Am Of any poser or professional pretender around" Chorus: -nc- F E When did your list replace the twist and turn Am Like a fist replaced a kiss? F E Don't concern us with your bollocks. I don't want your prayers Save it for the morning after Solo: Am Chorus: F E And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, Am Don't be surprised when you get bent over F E Am They told ya, that you were gagging for it Outro: F -nc- Let's have a game on a Teddy Picker E -nc- Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? Am -nc- Am Already thick and you're getting thicker F -nc- Let's have a game on a Teddy Picker E -nc- Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? Am -nc- Eb Already thick and you're getting thicker Am Presuming that all things are equal, Am E Who'd want to be men of the people -nc- Am When there's people like you?
