E I've met someone that makes me feel seasick B Oh what a skill to have Gb Oh what a skill to have E So many skills that make her distinctive B But they're not mine to have Gb No they're not mine E Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper B No i don't care about the soaps Gb E No i don't care about the soaps B Gb Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders episode E Ebm B If this is a rom-com Gb E Ebm Kill the director B If this is a rom-com Gb E Kill the director please E Ebm Carrots help us see much better in the dark B Gb Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart E Ebm And this is my head and this is my spout B Gb They work together; they can't figure anything out E So with the angst of a teenage band B Gb E Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand B Gb Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand E Ebm B If this is a rom-com Gb E Ebm Kill the director B If this is a rom-com Gb E Ebm Kill the director B If this is a rom-com Gb B Kill the director please E Ebm This is no Bridget Jones Abm A This is no Bridget Bridget E Ebm This is no Bridget Jones Abm A This is no Bridget Bridget E Ebm This is no Bridget Jones Abm A This is no Bridget Bridget E Ebm This is no Bridget Jones Abm A This is no Bridget Bridget E Ebm This is no Bridget Jones Abm A This is no Bridget Bridget E Ebm This is no Bridget Jones Abm A This is no Bridget E Ebm Bridget Jones A E
