Intro: C D F C
 
Verse:
C                                   D
I walk down to the street, in Muffin Street
F                                 C
I see a poor old woman leaving her car
                                        D
I walk up to her and I say the following words;
F                          C
"Give me the damn keys, you little hamburger"
                     D
I walked up to the 7-11
F                                  C
I started buying myself some gummy worms
                                  D
Turns out that I forgot my credit card
F
So I pull out my gun and say;
C                                     C
"I want this xxxx for free, you little potato"
            D
"You little hamburger"
           F
"You muffinhead"
           C
"You dunderhead"
           C
"You little potato"
      D
"Gosh darnit"
               F
"The police are here"
          C
"Fudge my life"
 

-Karl-
C
My name is BadBoyHalo and I forgot
         D
Just one thing
F                                 C
I love signs in Minecraft that say "I LOVE penis"
                                D
My name is BadBoyHalo, what the muffin is up
F                               C
I'll tell you what's up; it's a sign that says "I LOVE penis"
 

-Quackity-
C                   D
I'm driving down 123 Street
F                              C
Breaking the law; well you know me
                           D
I'm going 20 miles over the limit
F                           C
And I have ran over my buddy Skeppy
                                  D
"Skeppy, what are you doing in the road?"
F                                  C
"You muffinhead, dunderhead, muffinxxxx"
                                         D
It turns out I have ran over somethin' of yours
F                            C
It seems I have ran over your penis
 

C
My tire has ruined your face
D
My tire has ruined your life
F                                  C
And I have to say something; I have fudged up
 
I have fudged up
       D
I have ruined your entire life
F                          C
Heck, I'm gonna build you a statue
 
-It's gonna be a penis-
C D D F F C C
-I love signs that say penis-
 
 Little hamburger penis
 

C                            D
20 years later, I just got outta jail
F                                    C
I hop on the SMP, I gotta make things right
                              D
I go ontop of my house and I start to work
F                            C
I start making the statue of Skeppy
                          D                            F
I count every detail; I make sure everything is right
                   C
Finally finished, oh wait there's one more thing to do
 

    C
i'm Doing his beautiful eyes
         D
And his beautiful face
F                                      C
I'm doing all the things that make him human
                              D
I think my best friend is the greatest
F                     C
That's why I gave him pissbrows