Verse 1: D7 Gm Eb Bb I'm done, I've just begun D7 Gm Eb Bb And I want out, it's still year one D7 Gm Eb Bb Teach me how to tie my shoe D7 Gm Eb Bb And how to do my taxes too Interlude -x2-: D7 Gm Eb Bb Verse 2: D7 Gm Eb Bb Sometimes the pill's too big D7 Gm Eb Bb To swallow, so I take a swig D7 Gm Eb Bb Of something I took as a kid D7 Gm Eb Bb Whenever I was kinda sick D7 Gm Eb Bb And I always called my mom instead of D7 Gm Eb Bb Reading what the bottle says D7 Gm Eb Bb D7 Gm Even though I'm thirty-four and live alone Eb Bb I trust her more Interlude: D7 Gm Eb Bb Oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-oo-ooh ooh D7 Gm Eb Bb Ooh oo-oo-ooh oo-ooh ooh D7 Gm Eb Bb Oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-oo-ooh ooh D7 Gm Eb Bb Ooh oo-oo-ooh ooh-ooh ooh D7 Gm Eb Bb Aa-ah ah ah a-a-ah D7 Gm Eb Bb ah a-a-ah ah a-ah ah D7 Gm Eb Bb Aa-ah ah ah a-a-ah D7 Gm Eb Bb ah a-a-ah ah-ah ah Bridge: D7 You won't need to know most things Gm You thought you'd need to know D7 Most things you learn alone Gm And some adults, they never learn Gm They never learn Gm They never learn Gm They'll never learn Chorus: D7 Gm Eb Bb Over, under, around and through D7 Gm Eb Bb Someday I may learn to do D7 Gm Eb Bb Bunny ears and loopty loops D7 Gm Eb Bb I miss the Velcro on my shoes Chorus: D7 Gm Eb Bb Over, under, around and through D7 Gm Eb Bb Someday I may learn to do D7 Gm Eb Bb Bunny ears and loopty loops D7 Gm Eb Can't help but feel as though Gm Eb Bb I'm screwed
