Verse 1:
D7  Gm         Eb     Bb
I'm done, I've just begun
    D7     Gm        Eb         Bb
And I want out, it's still year one
D7       Gm     Eb     Bb
Teach me how to tie my shoe
    D7     Gm    Eb    Bb
And how to do my taxes too

Interlude (x2): D7 Gm Eb Bb

Verse 2:
D7  Gm        Eb         Bb
Sometimes the pill's too big
   D7       Gm   Eb     Bb
To swallow, so I take a swig
   D7        Gm     Eb   Bb
Of something I took as a kid
    D7   Gm    Eb    Bb
Whenever I was kinda sick
      D7     Gm        Eb     Bb
And I always called my mom instead of
D7      Gm       Eb     Bb
Reading what the bottle says
D7   Gm         Eb     Bb       D7    Gm
Even though I'm thirty-four and live alone
  Eb        Bb
I trust her more

Interlude:
D7 Gm      Eb        Bb
Oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-oo-ooh ooh
D7        Gm  Eb     Bb
Ooh oo-oo-ooh oo-ooh ooh
D7 Gm      Eb        Bb
Oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-oo-ooh ooh
D7        Gm  Eb      Bb
Ooh oo-oo-ooh ooh-ooh ooh
D7 Gm    Eb     Bb
Aa-ah ah ah a-a-ah
D7        Gm Eb   Bb
ah a-a-ah ah a-ah ah
D7 Gm    Eb     Bb
Aa-ah ah ah a-a-ah
D7     Gm Eb    Bb
ah a-a-ah ah-ah ah

Bridge:
D7
You won't need to know most things
    Gm
You thought you'd need to know
     D7
Most things you learn alone
    Gm
And some adults, they never learn
    Gm
They never learn
    Gm
They never learn
       Gm
They'll never learn

Chorus:
D7    Gm      Eb        Bb
Over, under, around and through
D7      Gm    Eb       Bb
Someday I may learn to do
D7    Gm       Eb     Bb
Bunny ears and loopty loops
  D7       Gm     Eb    Bb
I miss the Velcro on my shoes

Chorus:
D7    Gm      Eb        Bb
Over, under, around and through
D7      Gm    Eb       Bb
Someday I may learn to do
D7    Gm       Eb     Bb
Bunny ears and loopty loops
  D7           Gm      Eb
Can't help but feel as though
    Gm     Eb    Bb
I'm screwed
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