E                      B  
I was quiet as a mouse when i snuck into your house 
E                                 B
and took roofies with your spouse in a nit and out a louse
E                               B
and lice are lousy all the time they suck your blood drink your wine
E                                B                          E
say shut up and quit your crying give it time and you'll be fine

A         B        E      B A
you're so nice and you're so smart
                   B              E     B   A
you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
                  B                  E    B         A 
I tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
                      B               E
just pretend i didn't tear your world apart

E                                   B
I like boys with strong convictions and convicts with perfect diction
E                              B
underdogs with good intentions amputees with stamp collections
E                                 B                            
plywood skinboards ride the ocean salty noses suntan lotion
E                      B       
always seriously jokin and rambunctiously soft-spoken
E                                   B
i like boys that like their mothers and i have a thing for brothers
E                                               B
but they always wait til we're under the covers to say i'm sure glad we're 
    E
not lovers

A         B        E      B A
you're so nice and you're so smart
                   B              E     B   A
you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
                B                  E         B     A
tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
                      B               E
just pretend i didn't tear your world apart

E
I like my new bunnysuit
E
I like my new bunnysuit
E
I like my new bunnysuit
B                     E
When i wear it i feel cute