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Intro:
    C                           F             
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xE|-3-0---0-------------0-----|-------1---1-------1-----1---|
xC|-0-------0-----0---0-------|-5-------5---5-------5-------|
xG|-----0-------0---0-7---0---|-0-2---------0-2-------------|

    C                           G                                                                      
xA|-----------5-----3---------|---5---2---------5---2--------------2---|
xE|-3-0---0-------------0-----|-0-------3-----0-------3-----3---3-3----|
xC|-0-------0-----0---0-------|-7---2-------2-7---2-------2---2--------|
xG|-----0-------0---0-7---0---|-----------0-------------0--------------|

Verse 1: -John Prine-
C
She don't like her eggs all runny

She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
F
She looks down her nose at money
C
She gets it on like the easter bunny
G
She's my baby, I'm her honey
                        C
I'm never gonna let her go

Verse 2: -Iris DeMent-
C
He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays

I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
F
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
C
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
G
He's my baby, and I'm his honey
                    C
Never gonna let him go

Chorus:
C              F
In spite of ourselves
                            C
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
            G
Against all odds
                          C
Honey, we're the big door prize
            F
We're gonna spite our noses
                 C
Right off of our faces
               C                   G7
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
               C
Dancin' in our eyes

Instrumental: C F C F C F C G

Verse 3: -John Prine-
C
She thinks all my jokes are corny

Convict movies make her horny
F
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
C
Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs
G
She takes a lickin', and keeps on tickin'
                        C
I'm never gonna let her go

Verse 4: -Iris DeMent-
C
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey

He's a wacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie
F
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
C
Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
G
He's my baby, I don't mean maybe
                    C
Never gonna let him go

Chorus:
C              F
In spite of ourselves
                            C
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
            G
Against all odds
                          C
Honey, we're the big door prize
            F
We're gonna spite our noses
                 C
Right off of our faces
               C                   G
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
               C
Dancin' in our eyes

Chorus:
C              F
In spite of ourselves
                            C
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
            G
Against all odds
                          C
Honey, we're the big door prize
            F
We're gonna spite our noses
                 C
Right off of our faces
               C                   G7
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
               C
Dancin' in our eyes
               C                   G7
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
               C    F   C
Dancin' in our eyes

-spoken-
In spite of ourselves