Cady: Bb Eb Bb When I was five, I fell in love Eb Bb It didn’t last Bb He ran from me Eb Literally Bb Ran from me F And being Kenyan He ran fast C G When I was ten, in love C Again C G C This peace corps guy C I waited hours F C Inside his tent with flowers G Which made him laugh Which made me cry C By thirteen I gave up trying F C I decided I would be a mathematician F ‘Cause math is real C F I memorized a lot of pi C Am F Because additions and subtractions and division F G Would never make me feel C So stupid with love G C Like I didn’t get it Am G F I didn’t get it, somehow Am G F C Smart with math but stupid with love F I didn’t get it G I didn’t get it... C Till now Aaron: -nc- Do you have an eraser? Cady: -nc- I would love to C G C F So thank you, math, for being there G C To bring me joy C F And thank you, math G ‘Cause now brought me this cute boy! Aaron: -nc- Is it two? Cady: -nc- YES! C He’s like someone from T.V F C He’s like that guy who give out roses to those women F His clothes G His grooming C F Am And he’s foot away from me; with swoopy hair and shiny eyes that I could swim in F G He is live and in the room! C And I’m stupid with love G I wanna get it Am G F C I wanna to get it, but how? Am G F C Smart with math, but stupid with love Am I wanna get it F C I didn't get it till now Cady AND Aaron: -nc- Two over zero is undefined Aaron: -nc- Jinx Cady: -nc- Ha! C G C I’m astounded and non-plussed C F C I am filled with calculust Am G Does this guy work out? He must F G C All sweaty at the gym C G C Could that image be more hot? C F C Let me just enjoy that thought... Am G F School was rough but now? It’s not G ‘Cause now there’s him Db It’s all so simple Db Stupid with love Ab Db But I can get it Bbm Ab Gb Watch this girl self-educate Db Ab I learned math, so I can learn love Bbm You wanna bet it? Gb That I can get it? Db Just wait Gb Just wait Db Gb Ab Db Just wait!
