Intro:
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   Hey Janet -    Yes, Brad

I've got something to say -     Uh huh
Dm
   I really loved the skillful way
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You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet - Oh, Brad

Brad Verse:
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The river was deep but I swam it, Janet
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The future is ours so let's plan it, Janet
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So please don't tell me to can it, Janet
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I've one thing to say and that's
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Damn it, Janet, I love you

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The road was long but I ran it, Janet
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There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet
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If there's one fool for you then I am it, Janet
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I've one thing to say and that's
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Damn it, Janet, I love you

Chorus:
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Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker
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There's three ways that love can grow
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That's good, bad, or mediocre
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Oh, J-a-n-e-t, I love you so

Janet Verse:
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Oh it's nicer than the one Betty Munroe had, oh, Brad
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Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, oh, Brad
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That you've met Mom and you know Dad,
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I've one thing to say and that's
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Brad, I'm mad, for you too

Chorus:
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   Oh, Brad - Oh damn it
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I'm mad - Oh, Janet
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For you - I love you too
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There's one thing left to do, hoo-hoo

Brad Verse:
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And that's go see the man who began it, Janet
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When we met in his science exam-it, Janet
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Made me   give you the eye and then panic, Janet
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Now I've one thing to say and that's
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Damn it, Janet, I love you

Chorus:
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Damn it, Janet - Oh, Brad,   I'm mad
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Damn it, Janet  - - I love you