Verse: -betelgeuse- F You could use a buddy-- Bb Don't you want a pal? -Yes I do! Yes I do!- Gm Girl, the way I see it C Your daddy should be leavin' F and you should stick around! -nc- -and kill him!- -lydia- -nc- What? Pre-Chorus: -betelgeuse- -nc- Nothing C Bb So, lydia, don't end yourself Bbm Defend yourself F Ab Daddy is the one you should maim F Bbm Together we'll exterminate, assassinate -lydia- -nc- No! Chorus: -betelgeuse- -nc- The finer points can wait Gb F But first you gotta say my name! Bbm Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him Gb Here you got a solid plan b option Db I can bring your daddy so much pain Ab All you gotta do is say my name! Bbm Girl, just say it three times in a row Gb Then you won't believe how far I'll go Ebm I'm on the bench, but coach Bb7 Just put me in the game Bbm All you gotta do is say my name lydia, spoken: -nc- I don't know your name betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- Well, I can't say it lydia, spoken: -nc- How 'bout a game of charades? betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- Yes, let's play it lydia, spoken: -nc- Two words betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- Right lydia, spoken: -nc- Second word betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- Uh-huh lydia, spoken: -nc- Drink? betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- No lydia, spoken: -nc- Beverage? betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- No lydia, spoken: -nc- Wine? betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- No lydia, spoken: -nc- Juice? betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- Yes! lydia, spoken: -nc- Okay -nc- First word betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- Okay lydia, spoken: -nc- Bug? betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- No lydia, spoken: -nc- Ant? betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- Close, but no lydia, spoken: -nc- Beetle? betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- Yes! lydia, spoken: -nc- betelgeuse? betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- Wow, I'm impressed -nc- and all you gotta do is say my name three times -nc- Three times in a row it must be spoken -nc- Unbroken -nc- Ready? lydia, spoken: -nc- Yeah betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- Okay, go... lydia, spoken: -nc- betelgeuse... betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- Yes lydia, spoken: -nc- betelgeuse... betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- Yes lydia, spoken: -nc- Beeeeeeeeeeeeee.... betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good- lydia, spoken: -nc- -cause betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- What? Verse: -lydia- Eb You're so smart a stand up bro Ab I'll think G#out your offer Let you know Cm But I prefer my chances down below Oh, betelgeuse betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- Yes! -lydia- -nc- betelgeuse betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- Yes! Verse: -lydia- Eb Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark Ab I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Cm Yes, life sucks But not that much Ok, betelgeuse betelgeuse Eb Ab Be a doll and spare the lecture Bridge: -betelgeuse- Bb I'm offering you a full-time spectre -lydia- Bb Are you any good? -betelgeuse- Ab You bet'cha Trust me, bG#y! -lydia- Eb I just met ya Gm Cm Really it's a flattering offer -betelgeuse- Bb7 Don't you wanna see Dad suffer? -lydia- Eb Eb Bb I think I'd rather just jump off -betelgeuse- -nc- No! -lydia- Bb I may be suicidal Bb Ab Bb7 But betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind betelgeuse, spoken: So Playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look lydia, spoken: -nc- Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with -nc- Got any references? barbara, spoken: -nc- lydia, there you are! adam, spoken: -nc- Are you alright? betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals! adam, spoken: -nc- Get away from her! -nc- lydia, this is a dangerously unstG#le individual betelgeuse POSESSES barbara and adam: barbara: -nc- betelgeuse is xxxx! adam: -nc- betelgeuse is smart! -barbara & adam- bj is a graduate of Juilliard! G He can help We found him on Yelp D Our troubles all landed on the day that we befriended him Gb Every word is the truth G A D betelgeuse, betelgeuse, betelgeuse! barbara, spoken: -nc- What the heck was that? adam, spoken: -nc- So violating! betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- There you go, kid. Couple of five-star reviews lydia, spoken: -nc- What was that? betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- That was possession -nc- Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson lydia, spoken: -nc- Any ghost? betelgeuse, spoken: -nc- Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure lydia, spoken: -nc- Then, betelgeuse, what do I need you for? -betelgeuse- -nc- Woah, woah, woah woah woah! G Hold up- hold up, girl, I'm your pal D They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell C I know, I went a little hard on the sell Cm But we're BF-F-F-F's forever! betelgeuse gets pushed off the roof of the house by -lydia- -nc- Agh! adam and barbara, spoken: lydia! lydia, spoken: -nc- What? He was already dead -nc- and you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff Chorus: sung: C We don't need that demon C The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening G Together we can make a grown man weep D Guys, I got a dinner date to keep adam, spoken: -nc- Okay, so what's the plan? lydia -WITH adam & barbara-: C Teach dad a lesson C He's gonna freak when we possess him C So he wants the perfect daughter Cm I'll lead that lamb to slaughter Cm Yeah, I got game! Em I'm gonna make him say my name -Make him say your name- Em I'll make him say my name -Make him say your name- C I'll make him say my name -Make him say your name- Cm Not running away! Em I'll make him say my name!
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