Intro: -Spoken - Percy- -nc- Guys, we just exploded a bus! -Spoken - Annabeth- -nc- Yep -Spoken - Percy- -nc- –that was being attacked by demon triplet math teachers. -Spoken - Annabeth- -nc- Oh yeah -Spoken - Percy- -nc- Is the whole trip going to be like this? Verse: -Spoken - Annabeth- Dm I hope so! Dm Hades is sending his monsters after us A We're doing something right -Grover- C All our food was in there C All our clothes were in there C Bm All our food was in there! -Percy- Bm Sit tight -Annabeth- Dm Look, I made an itinerary for any adversary Db Drawn from the quests of heroes past nc Db It's right here in my pocket -Percy- F It's where in your pocket? -Annabeth- Cm nc Bbm Oops. It got busted in the blast -Percy- Am Gbm What did it say? -Annabeth- Gbm Take that bus Gbm F To Los Angeles -Percy- F We're not on the bus -Annabeth- -spoken- F I know. -Grover- F To Los Angeles -Percy- E We blew up the bus -Annabeth- E I know! -Grover- -nc- To Los Angeles -Percy- Ebm So what are we supposed to do? -Annabeth- D Wait for another bus? -Percy- G What if we blow up that one too? Chorus: -All- Cm We're lost in the woods Cm Somewhere in New Jersey Cm Ab Cm And we're never gonna make it to la Cm We're lost- -Annabeth- Cm And it's cold -Grover- Cm And it won't stop raining -Percy- Ab Let's just go -Grover- Bb Gm No, not that way -Annabeth- Ab No backup plan -Grover- Ab No food -Percy- Ab No phone -All- G Cm No adult supervision Cm We're lost in the woods Cm And we'll never leave New Jersey Ab G Cm Fm If none of us are making a decision! -Grover- Fm It's not safe to stay out here in the open Am Cm When monsters are hoping to eat us alive -Percy- Db -nc- How do they know where we are xC#x nc When we don't even know? -nc- Db How are we gonna survive? -Annabeth- Db Gbm It's your smell. -Percy- -spoken- Gbm I don't smell. -Grover- Gbm Dude, like listen, please F Half-bloods to monsters smell like Mickey D's -Spoken - Percy- A We smell? -Grover- A Like tacos or take-out Vietnamese -Annabeth- Ebm7 So hopefully they just ate -Percy- D -nc- Fantastic gang, well G I don't wanna die in the garden state! Chorus: -All- Cm We're lost in the woods Cm Somewhere in New Jersey Cm Ab Cm And we're never gonna make it to la Verse: Cm We're lost and it's dark Cm Fm And I think that something's moving! Bb G And I think it's coming this way -Annabeth- -spoken- -nc- Is it a monster? -Spoken - Grover- nc It's a squirrel -nc- -Grover and SQUIRREL chitter together- -Spoken - Percy- nc Dude, are you talking to a squirrel? -Spoken - Grover- -nc- Satyr powers. Be nice. This squirrel knows every corner nc of the woods. Maybe he can help us. -Spoken - Percy- -nc- Really? Cause I think that seems kinda... nuts. -nc- -Squirrel stops chittering- -Spoken - Grover- -nc- You hurt his feelings. Tell the squirrel you're sorry. -Spoken - Percy- -nc- I am not saying sorry to a squirrel. -Spoken - Annabeth- -nc- He's very sorry. Tell the squirrel you're sorry, -Percy-. -Spoken - Percy- -nc- Okay, okay, I am sorry. -nc- -Squirrel resumes chittering- -Spoken - Percy- -nc- What's he saying? -Spoken - Grover- -nc- He says he knows where we are! -Spoken - Percy- -nc- Where are we? -Spoken - Grover- -nc- He says Dm We're lost in the woods Gm Somewhere in New Jersey Gm Bb And we're never gonna make it to la -spoken- Bb Thanks buddy! -Spoken - Percy- F G I think the gods are trying to tell me they hate me. -Spoken - Annabeth- G I'm getting that too. -Percy- Cm Hungry monsters on the ground -Annabeth- Ab Angry gods are in the sky -Grover- Ab G No safe places to be found -All- G Em Wanna run, wanna cry -Percy- Em Dbm Can't go back to any home -Annabeth- Dbm D Camp is way too far away -Grover- D B Em Can't protect my only friends -All- Em Fm No place to go Fm Cm No place to stay Chorus: Cm We're lost in the world Cm And the world is freaking awful Cm And we're never gonna make it to la Verse: Cm We're lost Cm We're just kids Cm We're alone Cm This is impossible Cm Who put the fate of the world Cm In the hands of Ab Three unprepared scared half-bloods Ab It's crazy -Annabeth- Fm So pick a direction -Grover- Fm It's your quest -Percy- Fm a direction? -Annabeth- Ab We trust you! -Grover- Ab a direction! -Percy- Ab a direction? -Annabeth- Ab Eb a direction! Whatever you decide -Percy- Eb Whatever I decide -Grover- Cm C Whatever, dude, decide Outro: -Spoken - Percy- -nc- There! I have a good feeling about there. -Spoken - Auntie M- -nc- F Children, come inside!
