Em C … What is that up in the sky? G D … … Owww! Em … Hailing taquitos C It’s … hailing taquitos G At the park, over the yard D Put on your bike helmet ‘Cause they’re coming down hard Em … Hailing taquitos C It’s … hailing taquitos G Guacamole, sour cream D Is it nightmare or is it a Em Dream? -Is it a dream?- C G They’re crunchy and they’re fried -so fried- D And they’re falling from the sky -from the Em Sky- C G You might want to stay in inside -Lookout!- D … Owww, my eye! Em … News flash! Important information! C … Taquitos coming down all over the nation! G Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie Gb -nc- It’s a Taquito apocalypsie! Em … Hailing taquitos C It’s … hailing taquitos G Run for cover, don’t be slow D There’s beef, and chicken, and potato Em … Hailing taquitos C It’s … hailing taquitos G Corn tortillas rolled up tight D Coming down fast with no end in Em Sight -No end in sight- C G They’re greasy and they’re hot -So hot!- D They keep falling from the sky -They keep on…- Em -…Falling- C G They’re kind of pointy so they hurt a lot -Dude, watch out!- D … Oww, my other eye! Oh, why?!? Em C G … … What is that? D It’s the Tacobot Three Thousand! He’s shooting the Em C taquitos with his taco ray! … G And turning them into harmless tacos! D We’re saved! Hooray! -It’s a miracle!- -nc- … Hailing taquitos It’s … hailing taquitos G D Beef, chicken, potato, cheese Em … Hailing taquitos C It’s … hailing taquitos G D Beef, chicken, potato, cheese Em C … Once again, thanks to the Tacobot 3000 G D Humanity was saved. Or was it? -nc- Em Owww, my first eye again! …
