Intro -x4-: Gb Abm Ebm
 
Verse:
Abm              Ebm
So what's it to you?
                      Abm
You're down another 8 ball
                         Ebm
And haven't even got the cue
Abm                Ebm
And you look dreadful
                             Abm
When you jump to what you resort to
                                  Ebm
Singing "Charles, we ain't gonna hurt you"
             -nc- 
When there's xxxx-all-else to do
 
Chorus:
Gb                 Abm                 Ebm
You could eat the foam from the headrest
Gb                 Abm                 Ebm
You could knock the wind out of my breath
Gb                 Abm                 Ebm
You could kick the teeth into my head
Gb                 Abm                 Ebm
There's no cause for concern
 
Refrain:
Abm              Ebm
So what's it to you?

You're down another 8 ball
                      Abm
And haven't even got the cue
Abm              Ebm
And you look dreadful
                             Abm
When you jump to what you resort to
                                  Ebm
Singing "Charles, we ain't gonna hurt you"
              -nc- 
When there's xxxx-all-else to do
 
Chorus:
Gb                 Abm                 Ebm
You could eat the foam from the headrest
Gb                 Abm                 Ebm
You could knock the wind out of my breath
Gb                 Abm                 Ebm
And you could kick the teeth into my head
Gb                 Abm                 Ebm
Still, there's no cause for concern
 
Instrumental -x2-: B  Ebm Db Abm
 
Bridge:
B
We ain't gonna hurt you
Ebm
We ain't gonna hurt you
B
We ain't gonna hurt you
Ebm               -nc- 
Cuz when there's xxxx-all-else to do
 
Chorus:
Gb                 Abm                 Ebm
You could eat the foam from the headrest
Gb                 Abm                 Ebm
You could knock the wind out of my breath
Gb                 Abm                 Ebm
And you could kick the teeth into my head
Gb                 Abm                 Ebm
Still, there's no cause for concern
 
Outro:
Gb                 Abm                 Ebm
I said there's no cause for concern