Intro -x4-: Cm Eb Fm Ab Cm Eb Fm Eb Verse 1: Fm Ab I think it's time Cm Eb For you to know Fm Ab Cm The awful truth Eb Fm The truth about me, and the truth about you Ab Cause you're a brand new species Cm Big cat Eb Space Nazis Fm Robert Stack Ab Cm God damn it, gonna snap Eb Fm Leonard Nimoy, Call me back -Call me back- Chorus: Ab Cm I try to call you every day Eb I'm rehearsing what to say Fm Ab When the truth comes out -Of my very own mouth- Cm I've been working on a unified theory Eb Fm If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out Ab Cm Cause I'm the right one Eb Fm On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone Ab Cm I'm the only one Eb Fm On your a.m., a.m. radio Verse 2: Ab Cm Eb Oh, I'm crying now Fm Ab Cm Authentic tears Eb Fm They flow out of me when I think about you Ab Cm Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand Eb Fm Ab Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this Cm Oh My God Eb Fm Ab I try and I try and I try to make you listen to me Chorus: Ab Cm I try to call you every day Eb I'm rehearsing what to say Fm Ab When the truth comes out -Of my very own mouth- Cm I've been working on a unified theory Eb Fm If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out Ab Cm Cause I'm the right one Eb Fm On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone Ab Cm I'm the only one Eb Fm On your a.m., a.m. radio Bridge: Ab Cm Don't hang up yet, I'm not done Eb Fm I'm an expert, I'm the one Ab Cm The one who was right all along Eb Fm Better to be laughed at than wrong Ab Cm I'm an expert in my field Eb Fm UFOlogy, yes, it's all real Ab Cm Ancient aliens, it's all true Eb Fm I'm an expert just like you Ab Cm And like you, I'm a genius before my time Eb Fm Disbelieving, that's the real crime Ab Cm Eb Fm Pretty soon they'll discover me in the Super-Sargasso Sea Chorus: Ab Cm I try to call you every day Eb What can I say Fm Ab When the truth comes out -Of my very own mouth- Cm I've been working on a unified theory Eb Fm If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out Ab Cm Eb Cause I'm the right one, on my touch-tone telephone Eb Fm On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone Ab Cm Eb I'm the only one, on your a.m radio Eb Fm On your a.m., a.m. radio Outro -x4-: Cm Eb Fm Ab Cm Eb Fm Eb
