Intro: D D E E D7 D7 E E Verse 1: D7 You know I'm impatient E So why would you leave me waiting outside the station? D7 When it was like minus 4 degrees and I I get what you're saying E I just really don't want to hear it right now D7 Can you shut up for like once in your life? Listen to me E I took your nice words of advice about How you think I'm gonna die Lucky if I turned 33 D7 Okay, so yeah, I smoke like a chimney I'm not skinny and I pull a Britney E Every other week But cut me some slack D7 Who do you want me to be? Chorus: D7 'Cause I'm too messy E And then I'm too xxxxing clean You told me, "Get a job" D7 And you ask where the hell I've been And I'm too perfect E 'Til I open my big mouth I want to be me D7 Is that not allowed? And I'm too clever E And then I'm too xxxxing dumb You hate it when I cry D7 Unless it's that time of the month And I'm too perfect E 'Til I show you that I'm not a thousand people I could be for you D7 And you hate the xxxxing lot E You hate the xxxxing lot D7 You hate the xxxxing lot E E Hey, hey Verse 2: D It's taking you ages E You still don't get the hint I'm not asking for pages But one text or two would be nice D And please, don't pull those faces E When I've, I working like every day D It's just one bottle of wine or two But hey, you can't even talk E You smoke weed just to help you sleep Then why you're out getting stoned at 4 o'clock D And then you come home to me And don't say hello E 'Cause I got high again D7 And forgot to fold my clothes....clothes Chorus: D7 'Cause I'm too messy E And then I'm too xxxxing clean You told me, "Get a job" D7 And you ask where the hell I've been And I'm too perfect E 'Til I open my big mouth I want to be me D7 Is that not allowed? And I'm too clever E And then I'm too xxxxing dumb You hate it when I cry D7 Unless it's that time of the month And I'm too perfect E 'Til I show you that I'm not a thousand people I could be for you D7 And you hate the xxxxing lot E You hate the xxxxing lot D7 You hate the xxxxing lot Instrumental: D7 D7 E E D7 D7 E E D7 D7 E E Oh-oh ohh Chorus: D7 'Cause I'm too messy E And then I'm too xxxxing clean You told me, "Get a job" D7 And you ask where the hell I've been And I'm too perfect E 'Til I open my big mouth I want to be me D7 Is that not allowed? And I'm too clever E And then I'm too xxxxing dumb You hate it when I cry D7 Unless it's that time of the month And I'm too perfect E 'Til I show you that I'm not a thousand people I could be for you D7 And you hate the xxxxing lot E You hate the xxxxing lot D7 You hate the xxxxing lot Outro: D E You hate the xxxxing lot D7 You hate the xxxxing lot
