Intro:
   D  D  E E
   D7 D7 E E

Verse 1: 
D7 
    You know I'm impatient
                 E
So why would you   leave me waiting outside the station?
                                       D7 
When it was like minus 4 degrees and I

I get what you're saying
       E
I just   really don't want to hear it right now
                                      D7 
Can you shut up for like once in your life?

Listen to me
                            E
I took your nice words of advice about

How you think I'm gonna die

Lucky if I turned 33
                 D7 
Okay, so yeah, I smoke like a chimney

I'm not skinny and I pull a Britney
            E
Every other week

But cut me some slack
                      D7 
Who do you want me to be?

Chorus:
D7 
'Cause I'm too messy
                         E
And then I'm too xxxxxxx clean

You told me, "Get a job"
                                D7 
And you ask where the hell I've been

And I'm too perfect
                   E
'Til I open my big mouth

I want to be me
              D7 
Is that not allowed?

And I'm too clever
                         E
And then I'm too xxxxxxx dumb

You hate it when I cry
                             D7 
Unless it's that time of the month

And I'm too perfect
                         E
'Til I show you that I'm not

a thousand people I could be for you
                         D7 
And you hate the xxxxxxx lot
                     E
You hate the xxxxxxx lot
                     D7 
You hate the xxxxxxx lot
     E     E
Hey, hey

Verse 2:
D
  It's taking you ages
                E
You still don't   get the hint

I'm not asking for pages

But one text or two would be nice
D
  And please, don't pull those faces
           E
When I've,   I working like every day
                                D
It's just one bottle of wine or two

But hey, you can't even talk
                                E
You smoke weed just to help you sleep

Then why you're out getting stoned at 4 o'clock
                            D
And then you come home to me

And don't say hello
                   E
'Cause I got high again
                                 D7 
And forgot to fold my clothes....clothes

Chorus:
D7 
'Cause I'm too messy
                         E
And then I'm too xxxxxxx clean

You told me, "Get a job"
                                D7 
And you ask where the hell I've been

And I'm too perfect
                   E
'Til I open my big mouth

I want to be me
              D7 
Is that not allowed?

And I'm too clever
                         E
And then I'm too xxxxxxx dumb

You hate it when I cry
                             D7 
Unless it's that time of the month

And I'm too perfect
                         E
'Til I show you that I'm not

a thousand people I could be for you
                         D7 
And you hate the xxxxxxx lot
                     E
You hate the xxxxxxx lot
                     D7 
You hate the xxxxxxx lot

Instrumental:
   D7 D7 E E
   D7 D7 E E
   D7 D7 E E
           Oh-oh ohh

Chorus:
D7 
'Cause I'm too messy
                         E
And then I'm too xxxxxxx clean

You told me, "Get a job"
                                D7 
And you ask where the hell I've been

And I'm too perfect
                   E
'Til I open my big mouth

I want to be me
              D7 
Is that not allowed?

And I'm too clever
                         E
And then I'm too xxxxxxx dumb

You hate it when I cry
                             D7 
Unless it's that time of the month

And I'm too perfect
                         E
'Til I show you that I'm not

a thousand people I could be for you
                         D7 
And you hate the xxxxxxx lot
                     E
You hate the xxxxxxx lot
                     D7 
You hate the xxxxxxx lot

Outro:
    D                E
You hate the xxxxxxx lot
                     D7 
You hate the xxxxxxx lot
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