Intro -x2-: Fmaj7 C Fmaj7 C Verse 1: Fmaj7 Hey! It's been a long time C Since I've seen your name online Fmaj7 AIM is in a decline C Think we need a little rewind Fmaj7 Drop out and learn to bartend C Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink 'till I say when -when!- Fmaj7 Call up your mom on the payphone, 50 cents go: C Dm7 Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ri-ing! Chorus: F -Hello?- I'm not trying to bug you babe Dm7 But I just got mugged today -Really sucked!- Am7 And I need some money to buy candy bars Dm7 F No, I'm not trying to bug you babe -Uh-uh!- Dm7 But I got mugged today F And I need some money to buy candy bars Post-Chorus: Fmaj7 C Fmaj7 C Snickers... 100 Grand... Almond Joy... Fmaj7 C Fmaj7 C Kit Kat... Crunch... Verse 2: Fmaj7 You would've said the same thing on the phone with your dad C He was eating so he didn't pick up Fmaj7 You left a voicemail on his answering machine, that says: C "Hey dad, dad pick up the phone please!" Fmaj7 Think of joining the army C Sing your a-b-c-d-e-f, baby! Fmaj7 Ride the bus till it's empty, tug the pull string: C Dm7 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding -Get out!-, ding, ding, di-ing! Chorus: F I'm not trying to bug you babe -Nuh-uh-uh!- Dm7 But I just got mugged today -It really sucked!- F And I need some money to buy candy bars Dm7 F No, I'm not trying to bug you babe -No, no!- Dm7 But I did get mugged today F And I need some money to buy candy bars -Hello?- Dm7 F I'm not trying to bug you babe -Nuh-uh-uh!- Dm7 But I just got mugged today -It really sucked!- Am7 And I need some money to buy candy bars Dm7 F No, I'm not trying to bug you babe -Uh-uh!- Dm7 But I just got mugged today F And I need some money to buy candy bars -Hello?- Outro: -nc- I'm not trying to bug you babe But I just got mugged today And I need some money to buy candy bars -nc- No, I'm not trying to bug you babe But I just got mugged today And I need some money to buy candy bars
