Intro: C C I'm a famous clown in a flower crown, C7 My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts, F My channel takes you through my bedroom routine, F It's just between you and me, and 100,000 other tweens C Don't care for money, don't care about the fame, C7 I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screen names, F After five minutes a week you think you know me offline, F I exploit fandoms for a bottom line Am F C E7 I conjure fame with challenge vids and, Am F C E7 I play drinking games to target kids and, -muted- And I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell- -Weeeee!- Am F C G Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult C Hey guys I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair, C7 If she pays 200 bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire, F H-h-hoping down to town on my first class flight, F Which you kinda payed for when you bought my book I didn't write C Youtubers had morals back in twenty-eleven, C7 More virgins were at VidCon then in al-Qaeda heaven, F Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashing in, F Quality to quantity, it's Kubrick to Kardashian Am F C E7 I idolize your idle eyes and, Am F C E7 I'm monetizing kissing guys and, -muted- I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it - -Wooo!- Am F C E7 Welcome, welcome to my YouTube lifestyle, YouTube Lie, Am F C G G G7 Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult Am F C E7 There's a mystery to being at the top, Am F C E7 People think I'm devine, oooooooo Am But the truth is, C We're not heroes, G G7 we just play some online C I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod C7 'Cause yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'M a god F So I didn't write my book - Jesus didn't write the Bible F I spread my message through the world with 12 -year old- disciples C I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea C7 They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm 23 F So, love me and I'll love you more, F 'Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store Am F C E7 And I'm privileged, white, and rich, and male, and Am F C G Yoooooooou are not - so worship at my YouTube sale -muted- I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me Am F C E7 Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation, the YouTube Sin, Am F C E7 Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle, YouTube Lie, Am F Welcome, welcome na-na Am D7 Welcome, welcome na-na Am F C G C C Welcome, welcome, I said-a welcome to the YouTube Cult! Cheers!
