Db Gb Db Gb You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much Db Gb Db Gb I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch Db Gb Db Gb I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can Db Gb Db Gb Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan Bbm Eb Ab Db But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet Gb Db F Bbm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet Db Ab F So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Bbm Eb Gb Db And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Bbm Eb Gb Db You could be laughing 65% more of the time Db Gb Db Gb Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course Db Gb Db Gb I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse Db Gb Db Gb I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal Db Gb Db Gb You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel Bbm Eb Ab Db But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet Gb Db F Bbm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet Db Ab F So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Bbm Eb Gb Db And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Bbm Eb Gb Db You could be laughing 65% more of the time E B I should have practiced my scales E B I should not be attracted to males D A But you said I should learn to love myself D Dm Db Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein. Interlude -x2-: Dbm Gb Bbm Eb Ab Db But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet Gb Db F Bbm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet Db Ab F So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Bbm Eb Gb Db And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Bbm Eb Gb Db You could be laughing 65% more of the time Bbm Eb Ab Db But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet Gb Db F Bbm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet Db Ab F So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Bbm Eb Gb Db And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Bbm Eb Gb Db You could be laughing 63% more of the time Bbm Eb Gb Db You could be laughing 25% more of the time
