Ab Db Ab Db You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much Ab Db Ab Db I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch Ab Db Ab Db I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can Ab Db Ab Db Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan Fm Bb Eb Ab But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet Db Ab C Fm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet Ab Eb C So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Fm Bb Db Ab And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Fm Bb Db Ab You could be laughing 65% more of the time Ab Db Ab Db Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course Ab Db Ab Db I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse Ab Db Ab Db I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal Ab Db Ab Db You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel Fm Bb Eb Ab But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet Db Ab C Fm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet Ab Eb C So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Fm Bb Db Ab And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Fm Bb Db Ab You could be laughing 65% more of the time B Gb I should have practiced my scales B Gb I should not be attracted to males A E But you said I should learn to love myself A Am Ab Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein. Interlude -x2-: Abm Db Fm Bb Eb Ab But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet Db Ab C Fm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet Ab Eb C So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Fm Bb Db Ab And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Fm Bb Db Ab You could be laughing 65% more of the time Fm Bb Eb Ab But I am the greatest motherxxxxer that you're ever gonna meet Db Ab C Fm From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet Ab Eb C So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime Fm Bb Db Ab And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time Fm Bb Db Ab You could be laughing 63% more of the time Fm Bb Db Ab You could be laughing 25% more of the time
