Intro -x6-: D Dm Verse: D Dm I could make a dress D Dm a robe fit for a prince D Dm I could clothe a continent D Dm But i can't sew a stitch D Dm I can paint my face D Dm And stand very very still D Dm Its not very practical C G But it still pays the bills D Dm I can't change my name D Dm But i could be your type D Dm I can dance and win at games C G Like backgammon and life Chorus: D C G I used to be the smart one, sharp as a tack D C G Funny how that skipping years ahead has held me back D C G I used to be the bright one, top in my class D C G Funny what they give you when you just learn how to ask Verse: D Dm I can write a song D Dm But i cant sing in key D Dm I can play piano D Dm But i never learned to read D Dm I can't trap a mouse D Dm But i can pet a cat D Dm No i'm really serious! C G I'm really very good at that D Dm I can't fix a car D Dm But i can fix a flat D Dm I could fix alot of things C G But i'd rather not get into that Chorus: D C G I used to be the bright one, smart as a whip D C G Funny how you slip so far when teachers dont keep track of it D C G I used to be the tight one, the perfect fit D C G Funny how those compliments can make you feel so full of it Interlude -x2-: D C G7 Verse: D Dm I can shuffle cut and deal D Dm But i can't draw a hand D Dm I can't draw a lot of things D Dm I hope you understand D Dm I'm not exceptionally shy D Dm But i've never had a man D Dm That i could look straight in the eye C G And tell my secret plans D Dm I can take a vow D Dm And i can wear a ring D Dm And i can make you promises but C G They won't mean a thing Chorus: D C G Can't you just do it for me, i'll pay you well D C G G7 xxxx i'll pay you anything if you could end this D C G Can't you just fix it for me, it's gone berserk D C G G7 D xxxx i'll give you anything if you can make the damn thing work D C G G7 Can't you just fix it for me, ill pay you well, D C G G7 xxxx ill pay you anything, if you can end this D C G Hello, i love you will you tell me your name? D C G G7 D Hello, i'm good for nothing - will you love me just the same? Outro: C G G7 D C G G7 D C G G7 ... the same D C G7
