Ram:
A
Heyyyyy, 'Ronica.
Veronica
Db D
Ugh. You got a left hand? Use it.
Kurt:
E A
Don't talk mean like that.
Ram:
Db D E
You'll hurt their feelings.
A Db D
You make my balls so blue.
Kurt:
E
You hurt them badly.
Ram:
A Db D
You make my balls so blue.
Kurt:
E
They're hangin' sadly.
Ram:
A Db D
What did they do to you
Gbm Bm
that you hate them so?
Kurt:
Don't run from me --
E
They're all beat up
Kurt & Ram:
like a tackling dummy!
Kurt:
A Db D
They long for your embrace!
Ram:
E
They're warm like mittens!
Kurt:
A Db D
They'll curl up on your face
Ram:
E
and purr like kittens!
Kurt:
A Db Gbm
You make my balls so blue!
Kurt & Ram:
Bm
Just look at them glow...
Ram:
E
We're beggin' you!
Kurt & Ram:
A
Don't make my balls so blue.
Veronica
Db D
Heather...? Heather...? Open the door.
heathers: Duke & McNamara
E A
Oh no, oh no no no!
Veronica
Db D
Open the door!
heathers: Duke & McNamara
E
Oh no, oh no no no!
Kurt:
A Db Gbm
You make my balls so blue,
so please say hello!
Ram:
Bm
Hold 'em!
Kurt:
Enfold 'em,
Kurt & Ram:
E
and never let go!
Kurt:
D
Once you were geeky and nerdy,
Ram:
B
but they knew you're dirty.
Kurt:
A
You've set them on fire,
Kurt & Ram:
Gbm Bm
Whatever you require they'll do!
E F
So take 'em home to meet your parents!
Ram:
Bb D Eb
They'll wear a suit and tie,
Kurt:
F
and a fancy collar!
Ram:
Bb D Eb
They'll sing a lullaby:
Kurt & Ram:
F
La la la la la!
Bb D Gm
Please make these balls not blue,
Ram:
Just for a while!
Kurt:
Cm
Can't wait till later,
Kurt & Ram:
F
my pants are rubbin'
like a hot cheese grater!
-Veronica offers a bottle to Ram:-
Veronica
Eb Em
Look. Booze. Drink!
Kurt:
F G
Aw, thank you so much!
Veronica
You're welcome.
-Kurt & Ram::chug from the bottle-
Ram:
Eb
They will protect you.
Kurt:
Em
Defend you.
Ram:
F
Respect you.
Kurt:
Gm
Befriend you --
Ram:
Cm
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!
Kurt:
Gb
Baby baby baby they're so blue!
Ram:
B Eb E
My balls will work for you.
Kurt:
Gb
They will obey ya!
Ram:
B Eb E
They really need rescue!
Kurt:
F
Like Princess Leia!
Kurt & Ram:
B Eb Abm
Baby, you gots to come through.
Kurt:
Dbm
Teach them to smile!
Ram:, heathers:
You got no clue
How much these two
Depend on you --
Gb
Please help them through!
Kurt & Ram:
Gb Db
My balls are in your court!
Kurt & Ram:
F Gb
Yeahhhhh!
Kurt & Ram:
Ab
You make my balls so blue!
Kurt & Ram:
F Gb
Ow! Ow!
Kurt & Ram:
Ab
You make my balls so blue!
Kurt & Ram:
F
Good God!
Kurt & Ram:
Gb
My balls!
Ab Db
You make my balls so blue!
Kurt & Ram:
F
Lookit! Lookit!
Gb
Lookit! Lookit!
Kurt & Ram:
Ab
You make my balls so blue!
Db Gb
Please make their dreams come true,
B A Abm Db
and make these balls not blue!
