Intro: E Ab7 Dbm7 Bm7 E7 So things look bad, and your back's against the wall AM7 Abm7 Gbm7 AM7 B Your whole existence seems xxxxin' hopeless E Ab7 Dbm7 Bm7 E7 You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall AM7 Abm7 Gbm7 Absus4 Ab7 Can't face the world sober and dopeless Db Gb B E You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked Gbm7 Abm7 A Dbm B7 Well, let me just say you're correct -Wait, what?- Chorus: E Gb7 You're a loser, baby A E a loser, goddamn baby B Dbm7 Gb7 You're a xxxxed-up little whiny xxxxx -Hey!- A B E You're a loser, just like me -Thanks, xxxxxxx- E Gb7 You're a screws-loose boozer A E An only one-star reviews-er B Dbm Ab B Gb You're a power-bottom at rock bottom A Bsus4 E But you got company -This supposed to make me feel better?- Verse: E Ab7 Dbm E There was a time I thought that no one could relate AM7 Abm7 Gbm7 B To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged E Ab7 Dbm Bsus4 E But lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight! AM7 Abm7 Gbm7 Absus4 Ab7 We're all livin' in the same xxxx sandwich Db Gb B E I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak Gbm7 Abm7 A Gb E B7 Haha! And you think that makes you unique? -Get outta here, man!- Chorus: E Gb7 We're both losers, baby A E B We're losers, it's okay to be a Dbm Gb7 Coked-up, xxxx-xxxxxx' ho? A B E Baby, that's fine by me E Gb7 I'm a loser, honey A E a schmoozer and a dummy B Dbm7 Ab B Gb But at least I know I'm not alone A You're a loser B E Just like me Bridge: E E D E I got an appetite for gamblin' E E D E E D I got an appetite for samplin' every drug and xxx toy I can find Dsus4 Go ahead baby, sing that song, come on! E E D E I got no holes left to deflower E E D E I sold my soul to save my power E Now I'm on that demon's leash Am7 Bm7 C7 Dbm7 D I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour Chorus: E Gb You're a loser, baby A E B a loser, but just maybe if we Dbm7 Gb A B E Eat xxxx together, things will end up differently E Gb7 It's time to lose your self-loathin' A E B Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby Dbm Ab B Gb7 Play your card, be who you are Outro: A G B7 E a loser, just like me
