Intro:
E                Ab7           Dbm7               Bm7 E7
 So things look bad, and your back's against the wall
A7           Abm7                   Gbm7     A7  B
 Your whole existence seems xxxxxx' hopeless
E                Ab7        Dbm7                   Bm7 E7
 You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall
A7               Abm7             Gbm7   Absus4 Ab7
 Can't face the world sober and dopeless
       Db         Gb      B                      E
You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked
      Gbm7  Abm7  A       Dbm  B7
Well, let me just say you're correct

(Wait, what?)

Chorus:
         E      Gb7
You're a loser, baby
  A              E
A loser, xxxxxxx baby
B        Dbm7             Gb7
You're a xxxxxx-up little whiny xxxxx

(Hey!)
         A      B         E
You're a loser, just like me

(Thanks, xxxxxxx)
         E            Gb7
You're a screws-loose boozer
   A             E
An only one-star reviews-er
B        Dbm   Ab     B       Gb
You're a power-bottom at rock bottom
   A        Bsus4 E
But you got company

(This supposed to make me feel better?)

Verse:
E             Ab7                 Dbm           E
 There was a time I thought that no one could relate
A7                 Abm7             Gbm7   B
 To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged
E             Ab7                 Dbm              Bsus4   E
 But lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight!
A7                 Abm7             Gbm7     Absus4 Ab7
 We're all livin' in the same xxxx sandwich
  Db      Gb        B            E
I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak
         Gbm7    Abm7    A     Gb   E      B7
Haha! And you think that makes you unique?

(Get outta here, man!)

Chorus:
           E       Gb7
We're both losers, baby
      A            E       B
We're losers, it's okay to be a
Dbm       Gb7
Coked-up, xxxx-xxxxxx' ho?
A            B       E
Baby, that's fine by me
      E      Gb7
I'm a loser, honey
  A               E
A schmoozer and a dummy
B      Dbm7    Ab       B   Gb
But at least I know I'm not alone
         A
You're a loser
B         E
Just like me

Bridge:
E            E            D E
I got an appetite for gamblin'
E            E            D E                 E             D
I got an appetite for samplin' every drug and xxx toy I can find
Dsus4
Go ahead baby, sing that song, come on!
E                   E     D E
I got no holes left to deflower
E                 E       D E
I sold my soul to save my power
E
Now I'm on that demon's leash
    A7            Bm7      C7    Dbm7    D
I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour

Chorus:
         E      Gb
You're a loser, baby
  A               E     B
A loser, but just maybe if we
Dbm7           Gb               A      B           E
 Eat xxxx together, things will end up differently
             E              Gb7
It's time to lose your self-loathin'
A                E            B
Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby
Dbm       Ab       B       Gb7
Play your card, be who you are

Outro:
  A      G   B7 E
A loser, just like me
 This arrangement is its contributor’s own interpretation, shared for private study, education and non-commercial use. The underlying song, lyrics and music remain the property of their copyright owners. To request removal, see Legal & Copyright.