Verse 1: G I'll play the husband and you’ll Walk down the aisle C Say “I do” with a smile Playing house for a while G Taking antidepressants Poppin Skittles with breakfast C Imaginary problems for the plot But we’ll solve em, won't we? Interlude: G C Da da da da da da -P-o-p-p-i-n- G C Da da da da da da -P-o-p-p-i-n- Verse 2: G And when we're older maybe We’ll have a couple babies C They'll all be plastic with those Googly eyeballs G But they'll probably take after you So they’ll be the coolest kids C We’ll raise them much better than Either of our parents did Interlude: G C Da da da da da da -P-o-p-p-i-n- G C Da da da da da da -P-o-p-p-i-n- Bridge: Em Pour another cup of Joe mama Am Cracking eggs and jokes in pajamas Em Pour another cup of -your mom!- Am I joke, I’d like one Americana Em Americano? I really don’t know Am I just got here, what’s a macchiato? C Cappuccino mocha lungo espresso Em Cortado drip affogato ristretto C Where are the pictures? Speaking in riddles Em Gimme a cocoa to go with my Skittles Verse 3: G I change my mind, I think I Wanna play wife and you can, C Uh, become a stay at home dad! At least until dinner time G And we can take turns reading Each other bedtime stories C Well, once we learn to read G I know how to almost spell my name! -nc- Same time tomorrow? Outro: G C Da da da da da da G C Da da da da da da G C Da da da da da da
