Verse: E I think that being in love with me felt like a job to you, A not something you really wanted but just something you had to do, Dbm so you complete your tasks, you do your chores, take out the trash and sweep the floors, A B and a job well done is kind of fulfilling, but nothing feels as good as going home Pre-Chorus: E And you gave me a two-week notice, even if you didn’t say it explicitly, A you gave me a two-week warning, you didn’t have to tell me- I knew that you would leave, Dbm for better hours or better pay, better management at a better place, A and if retail has taught me anything, if people wanna go, you should let them go Chorus: E Nobody can replace you, but I’m gonna try to, A a silent resignation, God- that’s just like you, Dbm you’re a no-call no-show kinda guy, doing just what you gotta do to get by, A B E and if you wanted to freelance I don’t know why you ever applied to a 9 to 5 Verse: E And so I took bereavement, when your love for me died, A I was never any good at loss prevention, I keep you if I tried, Dbm I’m overworked and underpaid, and you used me to boost your resume, A B so it’s probably for the better if I lock up alone Pre-Chorus: E And you gave me a two-week notice, even if you didn’t say it explicitly, A you gave me a two-week warning, you didn’t have to tell me- I knew that you would leave, Dbm for better hours or better pay, better management at a better place, A and if retail has taught me anything, if people wanna go, you should let them go Chorus: E Nobody can replace you, but I’m gonna try to, A a silent resignation, God- that’s just like you, Dbm you’re a no-call no-show kinda guy, doing just what you gotta do to get by, A B and if you wanted to freelance I don’t know why you ever applied to a 9 to 5 Link: E to a 9-5 Bridge: Dbm I don’t need to know B why you wanted to go, A just that you didn’t want to Gb7 stay, A but it’s okay B Because E you gave me a two-week notice, A you gave me a two-week notice, Dbm you gave me a two-week notice, A B you gave me, you gave me,you gave me... Chorus: E Nobody can replace you, but I’m gonna try to, A a silent resignation, God- that’s just like you, Dbm you’re a no-call no-show kinda guy, doing just what you gotta do to get by, A B E and if you wanted to freelance I don’t know why you ever applied to a 9 to 5 A Dbm B A E to a 9 to 5, to a 9 to 5, hmmmmm
