Verse 1:
A
Welcome to Lady Hell
A
There's no men among the creatures
Db
'Cause we prefer to customize every feature
D Dm A
To make sure that hades is the bane of every lady in the world
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Whether she's a woman or a girl
Verse 2:
A
You may expect to encounter cliches
Db
Of endless chores, thankless children to raise
D Dm
But trapping women in a kitchen is too kitsch to be a prison
A E
But here's the real smite of the feminine afterlife
Chorus:
D
Though there's a crowd in her cell
A
Everyone's preoccupied with everyone else
E
She can never ever edge a word in herself
Gbm E A
'Cause no one will listen to her in lady hell
D
For as sad as it seems
A
Somehow she's still holding on to all of her dreams
E
Even though we know she'll never break from this spell
Gbm E A D
She can't let go in lady hell
Verse 3:
A
Look around there are no tricks to pass the time
Db
Forever occupied with greener grass upon her mind
D Dm
And finds no satisfaction in the finest of distractions
A
Though she dolls herself up she will never quench her passion
Verse 4:
A
We theorized that the greatest form of torture
Db
Is to keep her here and to endlessly ignore her
D Dm
Took it to market and we did obtain
A E
Loneliness is our darkest brand of pain
Chorus:
D
Though there's a crowd in her cell
A
Everyone's preoccupied with everyone else
E
She can never ever edge a word in herself
Gbm E A
'Cause no one will listen to her in lady hell
D
For as sad as it seems
A
Somehow she's still holding on to all of her dreams
E
Even though we know she'll never break from this spell
Gbm E A D
She can't let go in lady hell
Bridge:
B D F G A
Ahhhhh, Come on there's always room
B D F G A
Ahhhhh, We've saved a place for you
B D F G A
Ahhhhh, Come on there's always room
B D F G A
Ahhhhh, We've saved a place for you
Chorus:
-nc-
Though there's a crowd in your cell
-nc-
Everyone's preoccupied with everyone else
-nc-
You can never ever edge a word in yourself
Gbm E A
'Cause no one will listen to you in lady hell
D
For as sad as it seems
A
Somehow you're still holding on to all of your dreams
E
Even though we know you'll never break from this spell
Gbm E A D
You can't let go in lady hell
E
You'll never break from this spell
Gbm E A D
You can't let go in Lady Hell
