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Intro: D G A Bm

Riff:
xA|------5--4--------5--4--------5--4----------------|
xE|---------------2----------------------------------|
xC|---2----------------------------------------------|
xG|----------2------------2--0-------2--4--2--0--2---|


Verse:
D                   G            A
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
D                    G             A
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
D                           G            A
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
D                             G             A          Bm
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

Pre-Chorus:
              A
And when she walks,
          D                         G
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
     Em                  G
But she doesn't notice me!

Chorus:
                            D
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
                Em
Creamin' over tough guys
              Gb
Listenin' to rap metal
           G
Turntables in her eyes


                  Em
It's like a bad movie
                Gb
She is lookin' through me
                      G
If you were me, then you'd be
                   Gb
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
               G
As I fail miserably,
                   A
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.

Interlude: D G A Bm

Verse:
D                             G           A
She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange
D                           G              A
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
D                                   G            A
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
D                              G           A
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

Pre-Chorus:
Bm             A
And when she walks,
          D                 G
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
    Em                  G
But she doesn't notice me!


Chorus:
                         D
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
              Em
Creamin' over tough guys
              Gb
Listenin' to rap metal
           G
Turntables in her eyes


                           D
She likes 'em with a moustache
           Em
Racetrack season pass
                Gb
Drivin' in A Trans-Am
              G
Does a mullet make a man?


                  Em
It's like a bad movie
                 Gb
She is lookin' through me
                     G
If you were me, then you'd be
                      Gb
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
            G
As I fail miserably,
                   A
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.

Interlude: D G A Bm

Bridge:
Bm           A
 There she goes again
        G                                 Bm
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
             A                      G
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
                               A
All I wanted was to see her naked!


-pluck D Em Gb G gently and repeat-

Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a moustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....

Outro:
                 Em
It's like a bad movie
                   Gb
She is lookin' through me
                     G
If you were me, then you'd be
                   Gb
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
               G
As I fail miserably,
                  A
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.


-repeat D Em Gb G-

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
- There she goes again -
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
- There she goes again -
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!