Intro: D Bm Chorus: -nc- D This ain't Texas -Woo-, ain't no hold 'em -Hey- So lay your cards down, down, down, down G So park your Lexus -Woo- and throw your keys up -Hey- D Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round -Stick around- Post-Chorus: A And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu G Come pour some sugar on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown -nc- Don't be a xxxxx, come take it to the floor now -Woo, ha- Verse 1: -nc- D There's a tornado -There's a tornado- in my city -In my city- Hit the basement -Hit the basement-, that xxxx ain't pretty -xxxx ain't pretty- G Rugged whiskey -Rugged whiskey- 'cause we survivin' -'Cause we survivin'- D Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah Pre-Chorus: Bm D G Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right D We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice Bm G Woo-oo-oo-oo, run me to the left D Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind Chorus: -nc- D This ain't Texas -Woo-, ain't no hold 'em -Hey- So lay your cards down, down, down, down G So park your Lexus -Woo- and throw your keys up -Hey- D Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round -Stick around- Post-Chorus: A And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu G Come pour some sugar on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown -nc- Don't be a xxxxx, come take it to the floor now -Woo- A And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu G Come pour some liquor on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown -nc- Don't be a xxxxx, come take it to the floor now -Woo- Bridge: D Woo-hoo D Woo-hoo G Woo-hoo D Verse 2: -nc- D There's a heatwave -There's a heatwave- coming at us -Coming at us- Too hot to think straight -Too hot to think straight-, too cold to panic -Too cold to panic- G All of the problems just feel dramatic -Just feel dramatic- D Now we're runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah Pre-Chorus: Bm D G Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right D We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice Bm G Woo-oo-oo-oo, you run to the left D Just work me in the middle boy, I can't read your mind Chorus: -nc- D This ain't Texas -Woo-, ain't no hold 'em -Hey- So lay your cards down, down, down, down G So park your Lexus -Woo- and throw your keys up -Hey- D Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round -Stick around- Post-Chorus: A And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu G Come pour some sugar on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown -nc- Don't be a xxxxx, come take it to the floor now -Woo- A I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu G Come pour some liquor on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown -nc- Bm Don't be a, come take it to the floor now -ooh- Outro: Em7 Bm Take it to the floor now, ooh Hoops, spurs, boots Em7 Bm To the floor now, ooh Em7 Tuck, back, oops -Ooh, ooh, ooh- Bm Shoot Em7 Bm Come take it to the floor now, ooh Em7 Bm And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Em7 Bm Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too Em7 Bm -nc- Furs, spurs, boots, solargenic, photogenic, shoot
